The butcher replies, "Nope, it's just the way my pants fit!" Joke Poo: The Librarian’s Secret A young student walks into a library and nervously asks the librarian, “Do you have any…
Category: Walks into a bar
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it is on the house Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How much does a composting toilet cost? Nothing, it eventually pays for itself. Alright, let’s break down this chimney joke…
A woman walks into a clock repair shop
A woman is walking in New York and notices a window display with clocks and watches in it. Remembering that her watch isn't working she walks in and asks the guy behind…
A non-sequitur walks into an airport…
A non-sequitur is taking a flight from Phoenix to Atlanta with a stopover in Dallas. He’s going for business, to ensure quality of the inventory in the Atlanta warehouse. On the day…
2 men are sitting at a bar at the top of a skyscraper.
The first one leans over and says to the other, "You know, there's a real weird thing about this building. If you jump out that window over there, the updraft coming up…
A horse walks into a bar
A horse walks into a bar and sits on a barstool. He sighs. "Bartender, give me something strong. I need to forget my troubles. My wife is sick, the kids won't call…
Parrot on the plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, 'And get me…
A trans woman sitting at a bar and complaining about her job.
The customers are so mean! I have a name tag and everything but they all just keep referring to me as 'male lady' no matter what I do!" "I fucking hate working…
A Roman legionaire walks into a bar and raises two fingers.
And says to the bartender "5 beers, please". Joke Poo: The Binary Banker A Silicon Valley coder walks into a bank and holds up one finger. The teller, jaded after years of…
A man walks into a bar with a bloody nose…
"What happened to you?" The bartender asks, offering him a napkin. "Do you see me?" The man asks, wiping the blood off. "Of course." The bartender replies. "Well, so did the man…