You think at least one of them would’ve seen it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “Three Blondes” joke, titled “The Data Leak”: Title: The Data Leak…
Category: Walks into a bar
Buying cigarettes
So,this young man is about to go on a date with a girl he really likes. He is stressed and wants to have a cigarette before the date,calm his nerves. He pays…
A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a bar
He came. He saw. He conquered. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the original: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Lament A sewer worker, a chef known for soufflés, and the Leaning Tower…
At a conference on the supernatural…
The afternoon speakers asked the audience, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up. "And how manyof you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?"…
A Horse is watching tv one night…
A Horse is watching tv one night and he turns it to MTV. He sees this pretty good music video of a rock band (this happened a long time ago) and he…
The Curve of Life
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf. At age…
A weasel walks into a bar
“Gosh!” goes the bartender. “I’ve never had a weasel before! What can I get ya?” “Pop” goes the weasel. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on the weasel joke, titled: Joke Poo:…
A blind man walks into a bar.
And then a table, a chair, and finally a wall. Joke Poo: Title: A Clumsy Magician’s Entrance Joke: A magician walks onto a stage. And then a trap door, a disappearing cabinet,…
A blind guy walked into a bar
He yelled out ow my head! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the “Blind Guy Walked Into a Bar” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: A Clumsy Cloud A clumsy…
A woman walks into a bar …
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre … so he gave it to her. Joke Poo: A Comedian’s Lament A comedian walks into a writers’…