Both of them order a beer. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" take on the original: Joke Poo: The Potluck Predicament An AI chatbot, its training dataset, its sentiment analysis module, and its…
Category: Walks into a bar
A Texan on vacation in Ireland
was invited by his Irish friend over to his farm. Texan: “How big is your farm?” Irishman: “About 25 acres” Texan: “My ranch is just a little bigger” he says tongue in…
A man was sitting at the bar looking dejectedly into his bottle of beer.
“You look pretty down,” said the guy on the next stool. “Wanna talk about it?” “I dunno,” sighed the first man. “It’s just that this time last year I had a fantastic…
A young woman wearing a sleeveless dress walks into a pub.
She walks upto to a bunch of men sitting at the table and raises her arm revealing a hairy armpit and pointing at the men says,"Which one of you is going to…
Three Logicians Part Deux
Three logicians enter a bar. Yes, again. The bartender asks, "Would you all like something to drink?". The first logician replies, "No," and the bartender wanders off. "How rude," the first logician…
Three drunk men were heading home from a bar.
Three drunk men were heading home from a bar. They hailed a taxi. The taxi driver, realizing they were all wasted, came up with a trick. He let them all get in…
Three logicians enter a bar. The bartender asks them “Do y’all want something to drink?”
The first logician says "I'm not sure" The second logician says "I'm not sure" The third logician says "Yes." Joke Poo: Three Plumbers Enter a Sewage Treatment Plant Three plumbers enter a…
“Mom! Mommy! There’s a monster underneath my blanket!”
“Well, you’re the one who picked her up at a bar last night”. Okay, I’m ready to create a "Joke Poo" version of that joke. Original Joke: Mom! Mommy! There’s a monster…
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A guy is sitting at a bar having a drink, he hears a voice near by, Hey nice hair cut! He turns around but no one is there, then he hears That…
Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night.
(Originally a Jordanian joke) Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night. They get lost on their way and mistakenly take a wrong route. They enter a narrow alley…