A guy goes into a sex shop looking to buy a sex doll. The salesman behind the counter goes through the various ranges, from quite cheap to ultra-high tech. The salesman shows…
Category: Walks into a bar
A lovely Czechoslovakian-born British woman approached a pawnbroker at a local mall.
She said to him in almost perfect English, "Please, I am looking for one night stand." Liking her accent, the man closed his shop, and they both went to a bar for…
Be careful what you offer…
A man meets a prostitute in a bar. She tells him, “For £300, I’ll do absolutely anything you want — but you have to say it in just three words.” He hands…
Guy walks into a bar with his emotional support alligator
The bartender says they only allow service animals, not emotional support animals wearing a $25 yellow vest you can buy on Etsy. On top of that, it’s dangerous to others. So the…
A new neighbor moves into the largest house on the street.
John, The un-official "Head" of the neighborhood, goes over to great the new guy. "Hello there, friend, I'm John. What's your name?" He asks. "My name's Alex. Pleased to meet you, John."…
A guy walks into a bar and freezes when he sees a horse behind the counter
Suddenly the horse actually talks and says "You seem surprised?" And the guy says "I am. Did the cow sell the place?" Joke Poo: The Compost Crisis A farmer walks into his…
What did the shoelace say when it became untied?
Knot again! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," titled "The Plumber’s Lament": The Plumber’s Lament What did the toilet say when it overflowed and started spewing sewage? …Oh, crap! Knot…
An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors here." Original Joke: An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I’m sorry, we don’t serve minors…
A cattle station owner
A cattle Station owner was having a drink at a bar in a pub in the Northern Territory, Australia. A Yank walked in and started bragging. "Ah come from Texas," he said,…
Bar patrons hear a car screeching to a halt, and moments later a panicking man enters and shouts “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
Someone speaks up, “Well… from 30 cm up to around one meter…” “Oh noooo! I hit a nun!” Joke Poo: Title: Boardroom Boo-Boo Board members sit around a large table when suddenly…