The bartender says, "Hey." The horse says, "Sure." Joke Poo: A Cloud Walks into a Therapy Session A cloud drifts into a therapist’s office… The therapist says, “So, tell me what’s been…
Category: Walks into a bar
A man is telling jokes in a bar
He says to the bartender: I have a nice joke about blondes, want to hear it? The blonde sittung next to him says: just so you know, I am blonde and also…
When I was a kid, I could go into a store with like a dollar and come out with a soda, a couple candy bars, some starbursts, some M&Ms…. But today?
It’s like there’s cameras everywhere. Joke Poo: The Compost Heap When I was a gnome, I could sneak into a farmer’s field with a handful of pebbles and come out with a…
A man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup.
The doctor wanted to examine the old man first. After examining him, the doctor said, "I'm surprised—you're in such excellent health!" The old man replied, "I attribute it to my good and…
Con Man, Conned
I was heading toward my usual bar on a freezing afternoon. The kind of cold that makes most people curl into themselves and grip their coats tight. I didn’t mind. When you’ve…
Johns not having it
John is at a bar having a few drinks when a loud, unattractive and very persistent woman comes over to him. She starts talking and really lays it on thick, aggressively flirting…
What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
A teacher asked her class to tell a story with a moral. One of the kids explained how her parents asked her to help in the kitchen, resulting in the food being…
Did you know that before the invention of the crow bar….
…crows generally used to drink at home Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Worm Casts”: Worm Casts Did you know that before the invention of the miniature wheelbarrow……
Three perfect logicians walk into a bar….
The Bartender asks: "Will you all be having beers?" The first logicians says: "I don't know." The second logicians says: "I don't know." The third logicians says: "Yes." Joke Poo: Three Shy…
Alberta Cow
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for $1000 or one…