First woman: I was trimming the hair round my private parts and decided to use my phone as a mirror. Second woman: How did it go? First woman: It was going great…
Category: Walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and says, "Quick! Give me a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts!" The bartender shrugs and pours him a shot. The man grabs it, downs…
Keyboard walks into a bar…
Bartender says: why the long space? Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Toilet Walks Into a Bar… Bartender says: "Hey, we don’t serve your…
A pirate walks into a bar…
He looks like a stereotypical grizzled old sea dog, with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. It's a pretty slow day at the bar, without much custom…
A rope walks into a bar…
The bartender yells, "Hey! We don't like your type around here." So the rope sadly leaves the establishment. The rope stands in the alley for a few minutes before he builds up…
What a coincidence
A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said : "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What…
Why did the boy put a candy bar under his pillow?
So he would have sweet dreams Joke Poo: Why Did the Dog Bury His Bone in the Flower Pot? Why did the dog bury his bone in the flower pot? So he…
A guy sees a sign in a bar window looking for a piano player.
So he goes in and says he'd like to try out. The owner tells him, "There's the piano. Let's hear what you got." The guy plays a haunting, soulful melody that is…
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
She asks for a glass of cold water and an ashtray. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the smoking hot woman joke, playing on the expectation of the…
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
The bartender tells her to put it out, you can't smoke inside. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version based on your original: Joke Poo: Diaper Dilemma A toddler waddles into a library,…