…between the genealogist and the gynecologist? The genealogist looks up the family tree, the gynecologist looks up the family bush. Joke Poo: What’s the Difference… What’s the difference between a paleontologist and…
Category: What’s the difference
How many bagpipers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The world may never know. Even Scottish scientists won't try the experiment. Joke Poo: How many programmers does it take to change a diaper? The world may never know. They’re still debugging…
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One’s a heavy mammal and the other’s a little lighter Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the Hippo/Zippo joke, aiming for a similar play on words and a mildly absurd connection:…
What’s the difference between a bull and a band that plays at weddings?
On the bull, the horns are in front and the asshole is in the back. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a philosophy professor? On…
What’s the difference between a manly lesbian and a really short guy who works in the meat department?
One is pretty butch, but the other is a little butcher! Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a constipated mathematician and a garden full of aggressive snails? One has a problem with…
NYC bars
Me: There are two thousand, four hundred and thirty-three bars in New York City, and I’m proud to say I’ve never been in one of them. Wife: Which one is that? Okay,…
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
"….I don't know. " gasp "It was YOU!" Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a motivational speaker and a dog trainer? “…I don’t know.” Whispers intensely “One poops on the stage after…
What’s the difference between a fed worker and a hooker?
Hookers get paid on time and are laid 'on'. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a programmer and a plumber?…
Grammar Joke: What’s the difference between, “My parents’ house.” and “My parent’s house.”
My dad just died. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Grammar Joke: Joke Poo: Emoji Joke What’s the difference between “Sending you ❤️❤️” and “Sending you ❤️”?…
We used to have empires, run by emperors.
Then we had kingdoms, run by kings. Now we have countries, run by… Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Corporate Climb We used to have small businesses, run by entrepreneurs. Then we…