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What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the hooker and drug dealer joke: Title: Corporate Synergy What’s the difference between…
What is the difference between a chemist and a factory worker?
They way the pronounce the word "unionized". Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your example: Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Edge What’s the difference between a botanist and a…
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look they give you when you nail them. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a pizza delivery guy? The look they give you when…
What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Okay, I’ll take that challenge! Here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s structure and surprise, but with a new subject: Joke Poo:…
What’s the difference between a Teacher and a Train?
A Teacher tells you to spit out your gum. A Train says "Chew Chew" (I remember my son telling us that one when he was young. I've just this minute seen a…
What do you call it when a rocket scientist uses an outhouse in the middle of winter?
An ICBM Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What do you call it when a botanist uses fertilizer after a long, hard day…
My 8 yr old sons joke
I’m FaceTiming my son and he says Son: Dad, what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a glue? Me: What? Son:You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish….
What’s the difference between black eyed peas and chick peas?
Well, Black Eyed Peas may sing us a song, but chick peas will hummus one. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the original, titled “Cacophony of Cows”: Title:…
What’s the difference between an onion and an accordion?
No one cries when an accordion is being cut into pieces. Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a toddler and a trust fund? … No one cries when a trust fund is…