Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get off-a my cloud!" And a Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get off-a my ewe!" Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a professional wrestler? A…
Category: What’s the difference
What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by your provided joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo What’s the…
A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
“Which pack do you want?” the pharmacist asks. “We have packs of 3, 6, 9, and 12.” “Let me tell you,” the young man says. “Tonight I have a date with an…
What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
One met four men, one metformin, and one met foreman. Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a nervous pigeon, a confused mathematician, and a plumber fixing a leaky faucet? One keeps cooing,…
What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
A bulldozer. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the bulldozer joke, titled “Pooey Plunge”: Joke Poo: Pooey Plunge What’s brown and really hurts if you accidentally dive into…
Little Johnny comes home from school
“How was your day?” says his dad. “Not so good, got in trouble during maths” replies the boy. “Well what happened?” asks dad. “The teacher asked what’s 2×3 and I answered 6”…
Everything is bigger in Texas
A guy is visiting Texas for the first time. Having just arrived after a long day of travel, he goes to the hotel restaurant for dinner. He orders a steak, and the…
What’s the difference between a flamethrower and a zippo? Ones a flame shooting gun that’s very heavy.
The other is a little lighter. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the flamethrower/zippo joke: Joke Poo: What’s the Difference What’s the difference between a professional dog groomer…
What’s the difference between a billionaire and an average person?
Zero. , >! Unfortunately eight of them !< Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the billionaire joke: Title: Joke Poo: What the Plumber Found What’s the difference between a clogged toilet…
What’s the difference between Outlaws and In laws?
Outlaws are wanted! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between Octopuses and Politicians? Octopuses have eight arms to shake hands…