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Category: What’s the difference
A young priest asks a wise older priest, “What’s the difference between the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?”
The older priest says wearily, "Well, actually they have a lot in common. They were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits….
What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a diabetic, and someone leaving a construction job interview?
One met four men. One needs Metformin. One met the foreman. Okay, I’ll take a shot at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke. Joke Poo: The Data Analyst What’s the difference…
What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?
Either way, your gonna need a tissue Joke Poo: What do Solving a Rubik’s Cube and Cooking a Perfect Steak Have in Common? What do solving a Rubik’s Cube and cooking a…
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing off the snowman/snow woman joke, titled… Joke Poo: What’s the Difference? What’s the difference between a well-trained circus elephant and a poorly…
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a chef? A chef…
What’s the difference between light an hard?
You can sleep with a light on. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the light/hard joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a garden hose and a boa…
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the garbanzo bean/chickpea joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a compost bin…
A friar is like a monk, except that he’s not confined to a monastery.
The world is his cloister. Original Joke: A friar is like a monk, except that he’s not confined to a monastery. The world is his cloister. Joke Poo: A Comedian is Like…
What’s the difference between a plumber and someone who sleeps with sea animals?
a plumber wants a dry seal Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, attempting to keep a similar structure and a slightly gross-out humor angle: Joke Poo: The Compost King What’s the difference…