One is two dollars and the other is under a buck. Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a fortune cookie and a broken jar of mayonnaise? One offers words of encouragement for…
Category: What’s the difference
A soldier dies and goes to hell… (old one)
… because of the "Thou shalt not kill" thing. He's standing at the front desk before a bespectacled demon with a huge ledger. The demon runs a finger down the list, finds…
My roommate said, “You like the Chicago Bears? I pegged you as a Packers fan.”
I suddenly had a traumatic flashback to the night she stood in the doorway wearing nothing but a cheesehead hat and a strap-on. Joke Poo: My Colleague Said My colleague said, "You…
How do you get a sweet little old lady to say “Fuck”
Get another sweet little old lady to say “Bingo!” Okay, I understand. Here’s my attempt, "Joke Poo," riffing on the original joke: Joke Poo: The Algorithm How do you get a highly…
Whats the difference between God and a surgeon?
God doesn't think he's a surgeon Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the "God and a Surgeon" joke, titled "Joke Poo: The Comedian and the AI": Joke Poo:…
When Martin returned from a business vacation
He developed an itch in his pecker, a few days later the itching intensified and his pecker started turning purple. concerned about it he admitted to his doctor that he had been…
What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything?
Chad gpt Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the "What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything? Chad GPT" joke, aiming for a similar structure…
What’s an F-150 and hitting on my brother’s ex wife have in common?
They’d both be half-ton pick ups. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Joke Poo – Data Dump What do a poorly secured corporate server and…
Dear British redditors, what’s the difference between the dollar and the pound?
I didn’t take your mom to dollar town. Okay, here’s my attempt, playing off the original joke’s format and delivery: Joke Poo: Dear NASA Scientists Dear NASA scientists, what’s the difference between…
What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
A drunk will blow through a stop sign at 80 MPH. A stoner will wait for it to turn green! Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a coder and a gamer? A…