Because then it would be too weak. Joke Poo: Why You Shouldn’t Compost Cabbage for a Fortnight Why should you never compost cabbage for a fortnight? Because then it would be too…
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Ive renamed my toilet Jim instead of John
So when I say I go to the Jim everyday people are impressed! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke, playing with the same pun/wordplay structure:…
The animals were making snacks to take to the cinema…
The hedgehog mixes half a pound of tuppeny rice, half a pound of treacle, then asks “what type of corn should we take for our cinema snack?” “Pop-“ goes the weasel. Joke…
I’m trying to beat The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but my weapons keep breaking.
It's Hylian convenient. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a “Joke Poo”: Original Joke: Setup: I’m trying to beat The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but…
What do you call?
What do accountants use for birth control? Their personality Joke Poo: What do programmers use for debugging control? Their rubber duck. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build something new…
Knock knock. Who’s there?
The little old lady. The little old lady who? Oh, I didn't know you could yodle! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the knock-knock joke: Joke Poo: The…
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it is on the house Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How much does a composting toilet cost? Nothing, it eventually pays for itself. Alright, let’s break down this chimney joke…
What was Marvin Gaye’s book repair service called?
Textual Healing Joke Poo: What was the name of the plumber who specialized in dealing with alien waste blockages? …Planetary Plunging. Okay, let’s break down this Marvin Gaye joke. Deconstruction: Setup: “What…
What do u call an escort that comes via uber eats?
A whorder Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Title: Joke Poo: Galactic Grub What do you call a Jedi Master who delivers your space rations via…
How can you tell if you’re talking to a shop steward or a chemist?
Show them the word "unionized" on a paper and ask them to pronounce it. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, trying to maintain a similar structure but with a…