My dog from the back seat: "Chill, it was gray" Joke Poo: Original Joke: Oh crap! I just ran a red light! My dog from the back seat: “Chill, it was gray”…
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Why are hippies such major consumers of Tums?
So many of them suffer from acid reflux. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the hippie/Tums acid reflux joke: Joke Poo: Why are gamers such major consumers of Pepto-Bismol? …So many…
How do you make a ginger snap?
Insult their hair color Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: How do you make a cloud cry? Tell it a really, really sunny joke. Alright, let’s break…
Helping my grandfather fix his rotary phone yesterday reminded me of a favorite old joke.
How many Luddites does it take to change a candle? Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” inspired by the rotary phone/Luddite/candle joke: Title: Joke Poo – Crypto Confusion Helping my grandmother understand blockchain…
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because she always has a frog in her throat at 69 Original Joke: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she always has a frog in her throat at 69. Joke…
Why did the Jedi fight the Sikh?
They wanted the Khyber Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Jedi/Sikh joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Plumber’s Pickle Why did the plumber challenge the baker to a bread-off? Because…
Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?
Because she likes to sing along. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Helen Keller joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Why does the Mime only cook soufflés?…
Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree?!?
Because it was dead….. Joke Poo: Title: Why Did the Stack Overflow User’s Code Finally Run? Joke: Why did the Stack Overflow user’s code finally run? … Because they were dead. Alright,…
What do you call the vows of a software engineer?
Commit messages Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the software engineer vows joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a plumber’s promises? Pipe dreams. Alright, let’s dive into this coding…
Parrot on the plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, 'And get me…

