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Oh crap! I just ran a red light!

Posted on November 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

My dog from the back seat: "Chill, it was gray" Joke Poo: Original Joke: Oh crap! I just ran a red light! My dog from the back seat: “Chill, it was gray”…

Why are hippies such major consumers of Tums?

Posted on November 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

So many of them suffer from acid reflux. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the hippie/Tums acid reflux joke: Joke Poo: Why are gamers such major consumers of Pepto-Bismol? …So many…

How do you make a ginger snap?

Posted on November 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Insult their hair color Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: How do you make a cloud cry? Tell it a really, really sunny joke. Alright, let’s break…

Helping my grandfather fix his rotary phone yesterday reminded me of a favorite old joke.

Posted on November 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

How many Luddites does it take to change a candle? Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” inspired by the rotary phone/Luddite/candle joke: Title: Joke Poo – Crypto Confusion Helping my grandmother understand blockchain…

Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?

Posted on November 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because she always has a frog in her throat at 69 Original Joke: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she always has a frog in her throat at 69. Joke…

Why did the Jedi fight the Sikh?

Posted on November 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

They wanted the Khyber Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Jedi/Sikh joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Plumber’s Pickle Why did the plumber challenge the baker to a bread-off? Because…

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Posted on November 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because she likes to sing along. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Helen Keller joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Why does the Mime only cook soufflés?…

Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree?!?

Posted on November 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because it was dead….. Joke Poo: Title: Why Did the Stack Overflow User’s Code Finally Run? Joke: Why did the Stack Overflow user’s code finally run? … Because they were dead. Alright,…

What do you call the vows of a software engineer?

Posted on November 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Commit messages Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the software engineer vows joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a plumber’s promises? Pipe dreams. Alright, let’s dive into this coding…

Parrot on the plane

Posted on November 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, 'And get me…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I decided to quit my job, and travel the world until I run out of savings.
  • My daughter came home to tell me her principal had left…
  • Why should you never brew coffee for a fortnight?
  • Ive renamed my toilet Jim instead of John
  • The animals were making snacks to take to the cinema…
  • A frog and a chicken go to the library….
  • The Medical Exam
  • A man goes to the doctor because he gets so enormous erection every time he sees a woman, that everyone notices.
  • Thinking of opening a budget Japanese restaurant
  • Mick Jagger: great singer, terrible interior decorator
  • I’m trying to beat The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but my weapons keep breaking.
  • ​A blind man went to a restaurant.
  • A guy walks into a butcher’s and asks, “Do you have sheep testicles?”
  • Blonde goes to the doctor
  • What do you call?
  • I just got home after taking my wife to a Caribbean island.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there?
  • How much does a chimney cost?
  • Help! Post your best/worst “Your Mom” jokes here, please!
  • A woman walks into a clock repair shop
  • A guy buys a brand new Corvette, and takes it for a spin on a highway.
  • What was Marvin Gaye’s book repair service called?
  • My doctor recommended a diet rich in pecans, almonds, pistachios, and similar foods.
  • A non-sequitur walks into an airport…
  • The IRS sends their auditor to audit a synagogue.
  • What do u call an escort that comes via uber eats?
  • Putting too many children together in a small space…
  • Batman and Robin
  • Yo mama so fat
  • Did you hear …
  • Teacher asks her class “What expands ten times it’s size when excited?”
  • How can you tell if you’re talking to a shop steward or a chemist?
  • Oh crap! I just ran a red light!
  • My Grandfather
  • Why are hippies such major consumers of Tums?
  • A man and his wife are at a doctor’s office
  • How do you make a ginger snap?
  • Did you hear someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets?
  • What is it called when the band fires you as a sound tech because you put delay on the drums?
  • Doctor and the Tramp
  • 2 men are sitting at a bar at the top of a skyscraper.
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and complains about constant farting.
  • Helping my grandfather fix his rotary phone yesterday reminded me of a favorite old joke.
  • Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?
  • Why was 69 afraid of 70?
  • A man tells his doctor that his wife hasn’t had sex with him in six months. The doctor then has the wife come in, and asks her why she doesn’t want to have sex with her husband any more.
  • Why did the Jedi fight the Sikh?
  • Life lesson
  • The man who stutters tremendously finds a horse in the Brooklyn.
  • Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

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