A Famous gorilla at a zoo in Denmark died , conseqently the zoo started losing money , for He was a crowd puller. To make matters worse , they have no natural…
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What do you call a redditor using another account to upvote themselves?
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, based on your chameleon joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a politician who keeps reversing their stance on crucial…
Dad Joke: What do you call it when the waiter brings you the wrong cut of meat?
A misteak Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” playing on the original “misteak” joke: Joke Poo: What do you call it when your dog buries his poop in the garden?…
I keep trying to send emails with photos to my ex from 10 years ago
I think I have attachment issues. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: I Keep Flushing I keep trying to flush the toilet after eating…
How did the AI end up in jail?
It got CAPTCHA-d Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the AI in jail joke: Joke Poo: How did the compost end up smelling so bad? It got manure-verridden! Alright, let’s break…
How did the nun pull her lightsaber?
Force of habit. Joke Poo: How did the plumber unclog the toilet? Pipe dream. Okay, let’s break down this nun/lightsaber joke and then try to spin off some humor. Joke Dissection: Core…
3 Drug dealers and the Prison Warden
3 Drug dealers have been arrested and sentenced to prison but as they are all leaving the courtroom, the prison warden brings them to a classroom and talks to them. "In a…
I had a call from a scammer the other day
Me: “Hello.” NOT-Microsoft support: “Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device.” Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?” NOT-Microsoft…
Interrogation Room
"I won't answer any more questions without my lawyer present." "But you ARE a lawyer!" "Exactly!! So where's my present? Joke Poo: Bakery Breakroom “I can’t possibly ice any more cupcakes without…
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He didn't see that well Joke Poo: Original: Why did the blind man fall into the well? He didn’t see that well. Joke Poo Title: Why did the comedian fall into the…