Bach Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your chicken/Bach joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What’s a dog’s favorite type of tree? Bark. Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then…
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My brother invested his life savings in a farm for milking camels.
His wife is furious. She's allergic to camels! But all their money is tied up in getting their milk, so she has to spend hours a day with them. From a mile…
A rather thin polar bear walks up to a huge, fat polar bear — a local hunting legend.
He says, "Oh great hunter, I've heard about your prowess and have tried to copy it, but as you can see by my scrawny size, I haven't achieved your success. Please help…
Why do vampires refuse to drink blood of people who just left the church?
Because it's cross-contaminated. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Why don’t plumbers like working in haunted houses? Because the pipes are always spirit-leaking. Alright, let’s sink our teeth into this…
I wonder…
Does the existence of formaldehyde denote the existence of casualdehyde? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that formaldehyde joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo I wonder… If the existence of…
What do you call a fear of giants?
A fee-fi-phobia. Original Joke: What do you call a fear of giants? A fee-fi-phobia. Joke Poo: Title – Joke Poo What do you call a fear of toilet humor? A caca-phobia. Alright,…
A collection of the lamest jokes I could find
Never try to play hide-and-seek with a mountain; it always peaks at the wrong time. gonna tell my plants a joke later, but they’ll probably just soil themselves laughing. Give a man…
Why did the lumberjack stay home?
He wasn't felling well. Joke Poo: Why did the plumber refuse to flush the toilet? Because he didn’t want to get bogged down. Alright, let’s chop this joke down to size and…
Did you hear about the math student who failed his final exam because he omitted 2² from his solution?
It was a four-gone conclusion. Joke Poo: Did you hear about the plumber who lost his best wrench down the drain while fixing a leaky pipe? He was beside himself. It was…
A Jewish boy had a dream — to go skydiving on his 18th birthday
A Jewish boy had a dream — to go skydiving on his 18th birthday. With the money he saved by skipping breakfasts, he bought a membership at a local flying club. On…