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My sex life with my ex was like the Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machine…

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

No matter how excited you were to get a treat, no matter how much he advertised…It was always out of order and never worked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo,"…

Vicar’s Joke

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

One snowy Sunday a rural vicar walks to church, only to find that the main road is completely blocked by snow and none of his parishioners have been able to get through….

According to r/Jokes legend, how many bus drivers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Nun Joke Poo: According to r/BathroomHumor, how many plumbers does it take to unclog a toilet? Nun. Alright, let’s analyze this joke. Dissection: Setup: "According to r/Jokes legend, how many bus drivers…

I went bankrupt buying a huge collection of cast iron pans . . .

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

. . . but now I've become a great panhandler. Joke Poo: Ode to Latrines I went bankrupt collecting antique porcelain toilets . . . but now I’m flush with cash selling…

The worst part about Kissing a 10 is

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Cold feeling of the Mirror on my lips Okay, I’ll create a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, keeping the spirit but changing the core elements. Title: Joke Poo – The…

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

An ambulance! Joke Poo: What do you call a toilet overflowing with chocolate? A Hershey squirt! Alright, let’s dissect this shovel-headed humor! Joke Breakdown: Setup: "What do you call a man with…

What do boobs and model trains have in common?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

They're meant for kids but are primarily played with by grown men. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the boobs and model trains joke: Joke Poo: What do sourdough starters and…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I decided to quit my job, and travel the world until I run out of savings.
  • My daughter came home to tell me her principal had left…
  • Why should you never brew coffee for a fortnight?
  • Ive renamed my toilet Jim instead of John
  • The animals were making snacks to take to the cinema…
  • A frog and a chicken go to the library….
  • The Medical Exam
  • A man goes to the doctor because he gets so enormous erection every time he sees a woman, that everyone notices.
  • Thinking of opening a budget Japanese restaurant
  • Mick Jagger: great singer, terrible interior decorator
  • I’m trying to beat The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but my weapons keep breaking.
  • ​A blind man went to a restaurant.
  • A guy walks into a butcher’s and asks, “Do you have sheep testicles?”
  • Blonde goes to the doctor
  • What do you call?
  • I just got home after taking my wife to a Caribbean island.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there?
  • How much does a chimney cost?
  • Help! Post your best/worst “Your Mom” jokes here, please!
  • A woman walks into a clock repair shop
  • A guy buys a brand new Corvette, and takes it for a spin on a highway.
  • What was Marvin Gaye’s book repair service called?
  • My doctor recommended a diet rich in pecans, almonds, pistachios, and similar foods.
  • A non-sequitur walks into an airport…
  • The IRS sends their auditor to audit a synagogue.
  • What do u call an escort that comes via uber eats?
  • Putting too many children together in a small space…
  • Batman and Robin
  • Yo mama so fat
  • Did you hear …
  • Teacher asks her class “What expands ten times it’s size when excited?”
  • How can you tell if you’re talking to a shop steward or a chemist?
  • Oh crap! I just ran a red light!
  • My Grandfather
  • Why are hippies such major consumers of Tums?
  • A man and his wife are at a doctor’s office
  • How do you make a ginger snap?
  • Did you hear someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets?
  • What is it called when the band fires you as a sound tech because you put delay on the drums?
  • Doctor and the Tramp
  • 2 men are sitting at a bar at the top of a skyscraper.
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and complains about constant farting.
  • Helping my grandfather fix his rotary phone yesterday reminded me of a favorite old joke.
  • Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?
  • Why was 69 afraid of 70?
  • A man tells his doctor that his wife hasn’t had sex with him in six months. The doctor then has the wife come in, and asks her why she doesn’t want to have sex with her husband any more.
  • Why did the Jedi fight the Sikh?
  • Life lesson
  • The man who stutters tremendously finds a horse in the Brooklyn.
  • Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

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