Pianoman Square. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Billy Joel joke, titled “Potty Professor”: Title: Potty Professor Where does a history professor specializing in Roman plumbing give…
NYC bars
Me: There are two thousand, four hundred and thirty-three bars in New York City, and I’m proud to say I’ve never been in one of them. Wife: Which one is that? Okay,…
I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield that day!
Sir Prise Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Madame No-Story I was the clairvoyant no one expected to see on stage that night! Madame Obvious. Alright, let’s dissect this joke!…
And now a word from our sponsor, Royer & Associates Shipbuilding Inc.
Howdy, everyone, I’m Graham Royer-Martinez, and I’m proud to represent the fourth generation of the Royer shipbuilding family. Now I know there’s a lot of uncertainty in the global shipping business these…
My therapist thought I was a communist
There were many red flags Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your given joke: Joke Poo: My Plumber Suspects I Have a Root Problem My plumber thought I had a root…
A tourist is hiking through the Scottish Highlands and stops to take a drink from a stream.
He hears a voice call out "Dinnae drink frae that, meester, it's a' fu' o' coo piss an' shite!". Turning, the hiker sees a Scottish shepherd leaning on a stick, and he…
A man walks home from work.
On his way home, he passes by the local pub every night. Until recently, he would always stop and get drunk with the locals. So drunk that he would end up vomiting…
Everyone at the autopsy club is excited
It’s open Mike night. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: Sewage Surprise All the plumbers at the annual national plumbing convention were excited……
What do you say to a gross sheep? Ewwwwwwe
This just came off the top of my head, ik it's terrible, puns are more my thing Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the “gross sheep” joke, titled “Bad Art Critics”:…
What should you prepare in case of trick-or-treating cats?
Mice Krispies treats. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Joke Poo: What should you prepare in case of trick-or-treating bears? Honey Nut Cheerios-ly good treats! Alright,…