Sources confirm the baby will be delivered… but only after 9 months of setup. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the “Founder of /r/jokes is pregnant” joke, titled…
Category: Chicken
A woman walks into a restaurant, sits down, and grabs a menu.
She opens it and sees the restaurant has only two items on their menu; a seared chicken breast with potatoes and asparagus, and a classic German bratwurst platter. The waiter comes to…
Man on his deathbed
Motions his wife closer and whispers, “I want you to wait 6 months after I’m gone and then marry George”. Wife responds, “Marry George? I thought you hated George”! And, with his…
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither, it was the rooster!! ( sex joke ) Joke Poo: The Spreadsheet or the Data Entry? Which came first, the spreadsheet or the data entry? Neither, it was the manager demanding…
Back when I was studying mathematics, i made my money with illegal cock fights.
A combination of skill and luck, i won every time. Badly scratched, but won. Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that takes the original and gives it a… fresh twist: Joke…
An irascible old farmer named Hu…
…discovered one morning that his best rooster had flown into a tall tree beside his farm pond and wouldn’t come down, so he went to his neighbor, Wil, and asked for help….
During my travels through Asia, I had a chance to eat all kinds of exotic foods, including organ meats.
It was offal. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your “Offal” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo During my deep dive into waste management systems for a documentary, I had the…
A farmer buys a young rooster to replace his old one.
The young rooster struts in and says, “All these hens are mine now, old man.” The old rooster smirks, “Maybe so… but tradition says the new rooster must prove himself. We wrestle,…
I have final proof humanity will become extinct soon!
My great-grandmother……..12 children My grandmother………………..9 children My mother………………………… 6 children Me…………………………………….. 2 children My son………………………………. 1 cat The cat……………………………….. neutered Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original…
My wife just texted me saying “I wish you were here.”
As she's walking through a cemetery. Original Joke: My wife just texted me saying “I wish you were here.” As she’s walking through a cemetery. Joke Poo: My Dog My dog just…