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Category: Chicken

How do KFC get their corn on the cob so smooth?

Posted on July 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

They use a kernel sander. Joke Poo: Title: How does a Michelin-starred chef prepare their mashed potatoes? Answer: They start with a pureé-ty grater. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then…

What do ducks love about the Fourth of July?

Posted on July 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Fire crackers Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do flies find attractive about the port-a-potty on a hot summer day?…

Those pathetic humans are trying to control nature again, but they’ll never halt a river as strong as me!

Posted on July 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Well, I'll be dammed…" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your original: Joke Poo: Starship Stool “Those primitive space pirates are trying to stop my cargo shipment with…

A Man Chooses A Religion

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Apologies if rough, this is a joke in progress A man has decided to become religious, but is unsure of what religion to choose. So, he calls up three local religious leaders…

My GGGrandmas joke

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

So back in the day my great great grandmother worked at one of the small towns being settled out on the Great lakes, back then they'd get shipments of food and other…

Why did the duck cross the road?

Posted on July 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because he wasn't a chicken Original Joke: Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wasn’t a chicken. Joke Poo: Why Did The Salmon Cross the Stream? Why did the salmon…

Aliens are invading Earth and humanity’s fate resides in telling them ONE original joke

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Alien Commander: “Humans! After centuries of observation, we’ve concluded that humor is the highest form of intelligence. Judging by your endless reposts on r/Jokes… your species has failed. Total eradication begins unless…

A Duck walks into a pub..

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

He hops on to the bar stool and says to the bartender “Pint please mate!” The barman looks at him in utter shock. “But you’re a duck how are you tal..” The…

Is it as good as yours?

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

A small town countryman decides to go to the city. He's a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on essentials he decides there's nothing for…

Three wealthy brothers want to get the best birthday gifts for their elderly mother

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

The first brother says he's going to buy their mother a nice big house. The second brother says that he's gonna buy their mother an expensive sports car. The third brother tells…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
  • Two teenage church-goers get married.
  • As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
  • A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
  • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
  • The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
  • A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
  • Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”
  • Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
  • MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
  • A woman cheats on her husband
  • Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
  • A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
  • A Guy Meets An Actor
  • Frank and the Chili Cook off
  • On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
  • Why did the condom fly across the room?
  • When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
  • “Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
  • A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
  • I wanted to be a CEO
  • I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
  • On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
  • So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
  • Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
  • A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
  • A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
  • 3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
  • My BDSM society took me to court for not being hardcore enough.
  • A tourist goes to a restaurant in Madrid and orders the special. When it comes, he asks what it is.
  • What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?
  • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
  • It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
  • I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.”
  • A British Police Officer Is Walking Along Side an American Officer When They Spot An 18-Year-Old Casually Resting on Heavy Duty Sniper Rifle, Sipping A Beer in the Front Yard.
  • A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.

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