At the workplace, the female colleagues were talking about how one of them just couldn’t get pregnant. Many ideas and tips were exchanged: sitz baths, measuring temperature, teas, and every imaginable alternative…
Category: Chicken
How do they make Cream of Chicken soup?
The ones that don't make it across the road. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Cream of Chicken Soup joke, titled “Joke Poo: Galactic Stew”: Joke Poo:…
I’m cooking Schnitzel and I’m not sure on which ingredient I need first
It's kind of a chicken and egg kind of situation Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I’m building a Lego castle and I’m not sure which brick I need first. It’s kind…
I have solved ‘Which came first, the chicken or the egg?’
It was the rooster. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your chicken/egg joke: Joke Poo: Flush the Logic I’ve finally figured out “Which comes first, the toilet paper…
Old man is sitting on his porch one day, just watching the world going by as he always does, when he notices a kid walking by (and seeming very purposeful), dragging something behind him. The old man calls out, “Hey kid! Whatcha got there?” (long but worth it)
The kid replies, "I gots me some chicken-wire." Old man asks, "Whatcha doin' with chicken-wire?" Kid replies, "I'm gonna catch me some chickens!" Old man cries out in disbelief, "Chicken-wire's for penning…
What do a Dildo and Tofu have in common?
They are both meat substitutes! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Dildo/Tofu joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do a Rubber Chicken and Abstract Art have…
why did the chicken cross the bridge?
he needed a new challenge Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the chicken crossing the bridge joke: Title: Joke Poo: Why did the Salmon cross the hydroelectric dam? He heard the…
An elderly man wants to plan its anual tomato garden
An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it had become challenging work, as the ground was harder this year. On top of…
Which word becomes longer when you take away two letters?
Longerer Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” keeping the wordplay and surprise element of the original, but changing the context: Joke Poo: Cow Patty Which farm animal becomes smaller after…
Three legged chicken (long)
A man just bought himself a new sportscar so he thought he'd take it out on some back roads to see what it will do. As he's cruising a lovely country road…