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Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

At the workplace, the female colleagues were talking about how one of them just couldn’t get pregnant. Many ideas and tips were exchanged: sitz baths, measuring temperature, teas, and every imaginable alternative…

How do they make Cream of Chicken soup?

Posted on August 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

The ones that don't make it across the road. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Cream of Chicken Soup joke, titled “Joke Poo: Galactic Stew”: Joke Poo:…

I’m cooking Schnitzel and I’m not sure on which ingredient I need first

Posted on August 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's kind of a chicken and egg kind of situation Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I’m building a Lego castle and I’m not sure which brick I need first. It’s kind…

I have solved ‘Which came first, the chicken or the egg?’

Posted on August 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was the rooster. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your chicken/egg joke: Joke Poo: Flush the Logic I’ve finally figured out “Which comes first, the toilet paper…

Old man is sitting on his porch one day, just watching the world going by as he always does, when he notices a kid walking by (and seeming very purposeful), dragging something behind him. The old man calls out, “Hey kid! Whatcha got there?” (long but worth it)

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

The kid replies, "I gots me some chicken-wire." Old man asks, "Whatcha doin' with chicken-wire?" Kid replies, "I'm gonna catch me some chickens!" Old man cries out in disbelief, "Chicken-wire's for penning…

What do a Dildo and Tofu have in common?

Posted on August 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

They are both meat substitutes! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Dildo/Tofu joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do a Rubber Chicken and Abstract Art have…

why did the chicken cross the bridge?

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

he needed a new challenge Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the chicken crossing the bridge joke: Title: Joke Poo: Why did the Salmon cross the hydroelectric dam? He heard the…

An elderly man wants to plan its anual tomato garden

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it had become challenging work, as the ground was harder this year. On top of…

Which word becomes longer when you take away two letters?

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Longerer Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” keeping the wordplay and surprise element of the original, but changing the context: Joke Poo: Cow Patty Which farm animal becomes smaller after…

Three legged chicken (long)

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man just bought himself a new sportscar so he thought he'd take it out on some back roads to see what it will do. As he's cruising a lovely country road…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
  • Three men are stranded on a desert island
  • My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
  • U.S. Open
  • Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant
  • Jesus is watching you.
  • Little Johnny comes home from school
  • A boy was once punished by his teacher…
  • A lighthouse keeper on an island subscribes to a monthly magazine

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