They use a kernel sander. Joke Poo: Title: How does a Michelin-starred chef prepare their mashed potatoes? Answer: They start with a pureé-ty grater. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then…
Category: Chicken
What do ducks love about the Fourth of July?
Fire crackers Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do flies find attractive about the port-a-potty on a hot summer day?…
Those pathetic humans are trying to control nature again, but they’ll never halt a river as strong as me!
"Well, I'll be dammed…" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your original: Joke Poo: Starship Stool “Those primitive space pirates are trying to stop my cargo shipment with…
A Man Chooses A Religion
Apologies if rough, this is a joke in progress A man has decided to become religious, but is unsure of what religion to choose. So, he calls up three local religious leaders…
My GGGrandmas joke
So back in the day my great great grandmother worked at one of the small towns being settled out on the Great lakes, back then they'd get shipments of food and other…
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because he wasn't a chicken Original Joke: Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wasn’t a chicken. Joke Poo: Why Did The Salmon Cross the Stream? Why did the salmon…
Aliens are invading Earth and humanity’s fate resides in telling them ONE original joke
Alien Commander: “Humans! After centuries of observation, we’ve concluded that humor is the highest form of intelligence. Judging by your endless reposts on r/Jokes… your species has failed. Total eradication begins unless…
A Duck walks into a pub..
He hops on to the bar stool and says to the bartender “Pint please mate!” The barman looks at him in utter shock. “But you’re a duck how are you tal..” The…
Is it as good as yours?
A small town countryman decides to go to the city. He's a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on essentials he decides there's nothing for…
Three wealthy brothers want to get the best birthday gifts for their elderly mother
The first brother says he's going to buy their mother a nice big house. The second brother says that he's gonna buy their mother an expensive sports car. The third brother tells…