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Category: Chicken

Q: why did the pervert cross the road?

Posted on June 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

His dick was stuck in the chicken Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original: Joke Poo: Why Did the Gardener Cross the Garden? His trowel was stuck…

What did the chicken say to the amateur smut artist?

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

A doodle cock'll do. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What did the garden gnome say to the amateur geologist? A little gneiss will do. Alright, let’s dissect this clucking good joke!…

The majority of the caloric intake in Blovaria is chicken.

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s a staple of the Blovarian diet and deeply tied to the national culinary heritage. Tradition dictates that roosters cannot be eaten, only females. Most chicken dishes use a local searing technique…

A lovely Czechoslovakian-born British woman approached a pawnbroker at a local mall.

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

She said to him in almost perfect English, "Please, I am looking for one night stand." Liking her accent, the man closed his shop, and they both went to a bar for…

A man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, "Try our Exotic Breakfast now", so he walks in and sits down at a table. The waitress comes over and…

Do you ever wonder how much you could’ve accomplished in life if you didn’t overthink everything?

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

I think about it all the time Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Do you ever wonder how much time you could’ve saved…

I was Travelling in Europe….

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

and a guy asked me, 'if i've ever been in Turkey?' I said, 'No, but i fucked a chicken once.' Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: My…

This kid got suspended from school for imitating a chicken.

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

He was using fowl language. Joke Poo: Title: The Librarian’s Curse Original Joke: A kid got suspended from school for imitating a chicken. He was using fowl language. New Joke: This pirate…

Farmer Ted Has 3 Hens and 4 Cocks

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

The odds were stacked against Farmer Ted. Growing up in the grand old city of New York, Farmer Ted (well, at the time, just Ted) didn't know the damnest thing about farmin'….

What state is Boise the capital of?

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Yeah you are Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Original Joke: What state is Boise the capital of? Yeah, you are. Joke Poo Title: The Existential…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
  • What is a wok?
  • Racism exists in the oceanographic community.
  • Why are you right handed?
  • How does Lightning McQueen masturbate?
  • I recently found out they don’t have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre
  • I saw a woman wearing short shorts that had a NASCAR logo.
  • A redneck had just been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge
  • An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
  • Two teenage church-goers get married.
  • As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
  • A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
  • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
  • The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
  • A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
  • Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”
  • Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
  • MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
  • A woman cheats on her husband
  • Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
  • A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
  • A Guy Meets An Actor
  • Frank and the Chili Cook off
  • On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
  • Why did the condom fly across the room?
  • When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
  • “Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
  • A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
  • I wanted to be a CEO
  • I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
  • On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
  • So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
  • Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
  • A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
  • A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
  • 3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question

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