He figures the best way to investigate this was by going undercover as an orderly, to get a feel of how things are run and how the residents/inmates are being treated. After…
Category: Chicken
When I was younger, I really didn’t understand science
I was confused by forces so I paid my friend a cool goose feather and a cent to teach me (it was a limited edition and he collected coins and we were…
Guy moves in next to a farm
He sees that in farmer's field, there are goats for a couple of weeks. After that, the goats are replaced with horses. Another couple of weeks go by an the horses are…
Two men are fishing on the lake.
A hedgehog swims up to them and asks "Do you guys have any batteries?" Men are confused but answered "No, we don't have any batteries" Hedgehog swims away but returns after a…
My fortune cookie was empty
It was really unfortunate. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that fortune cookie joke: Joke Poo: My Litter Box Was Empty My litter box was empty. It was cat-astrophic. Alright, let’s…
I am taking weight loss seriously and started burning calories in the kitchen
Last night I burnt an entire chicken pizza with 3000+ calories. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, riffing on the original’s concept of good intentions gone awry: Title: Software…
A guy walks into a cafeteria style restaurant
He sees a whiteboard with the following: cheese sandwiches $3, egg salad sandwiches $4, chicken sandwiches $5, hand jobs $50. He walks over to this sexy woman near the cash and says…
I’m a corn, not a man!
There was once a man who had a strange and terrifying problem—every time he saw a chicken, he would scream and run for his life. Why? Because he believed he was a…
Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
Damn 20 character minimum! Okay, I’m game. Here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version. Original Joke (using Captain Kirk as the character): Why did Captain Kirk cross the road?…
A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
She pulls over as the local farmer comes out in hysterics. "My god! That was my prized egg laying hen! We're already underwater on the house; how will I feed my family…