I got off with just a slap on the wrist. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “My Vegan Cooking Club”: Title: My Vegan Cooking Club My vegan cooking club…
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The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer
A billionaire is sailing his yacht past a lighthouse, and he sees the elderly lighthouse keeper out on the rocks at the base of the lighthouse, getting a blowjob from a mermaid…
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time!
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but…
A Chinese man and woman gets married
As they go into the bedroom on their wedding night, the woman gets undressed and nervously gets under the sheets. "What's wrong?" the husband asks. The wife replies "I'm just nervous. This…
At a meeting, the corporate manager told a joke.
Everyone on the team laughed except for one guy. “Didn’t you understand my joke?” the manager asked him. “Oh, I understood it, but I resigned yesterday.” Joke Poo: The Compost Critique A…
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the chicken joke: Joke Poo: Why did the plumber bring a shovel to the sewage treatment plant? Because he…
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was.
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny – but everyone else laughed, so clearly someone was wrong. My parents always…
I no longer joke about Germans
I was asked not to, and I’m just following orders. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: I Avoid Comedy About Composting I was asked not…
How do KFC get their corn on the cob so smooth?
They use a kernel sander. Joke Poo: Title: How does a Michelin-starred chef prepare their mashed potatoes? Answer: They start with a pureé-ty grater. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then…
What do ducks love about the Fourth of July?
Fire crackers Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do flies find attractive about the port-a-potty on a hot summer day?…