It’s a staple of the Blovarian diet and deeply tied to the national culinary heritage. Tradition dictates that roosters cannot be eaten, only females. Most chicken dishes use a local searing technique…
Category: Chicken
A lovely Czechoslovakian-born British woman approached a pawnbroker at a local mall.
She said to him in almost perfect English, "Please, I am looking for one night stand." Liking her accent, the man closed his shop, and they both went to a bar for…
A man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.
He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, "Try our Exotic Breakfast now", so he walks in and sits down at a table. The waitress comes over and…
Do you ever wonder how much you could’ve accomplished in life if you didn’t overthink everything?
I think about it all the time Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Do you ever wonder how much time you could’ve saved…
I was Travelling in Europe….
and a guy asked me, 'if i've ever been in Turkey?' I said, 'No, but i fucked a chicken once.' Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: My…
This kid got suspended from school for imitating a chicken.
He was using fowl language. Joke Poo: Title: The Librarian’s Curse Original Joke: A kid got suspended from school for imitating a chicken. He was using fowl language. New Joke: This pirate…
Farmer Ted Has 3 Hens and 4 Cocks
The odds were stacked against Farmer Ted. Growing up in the grand old city of New York, Farmer Ted (well, at the time, just Ted) didn't know the damnest thing about farmin'….
What state is Boise the capital of?
Yeah you are Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Original Joke: What state is Boise the capital of? Yeah, you are. Joke Poo Title: The Existential…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't. It got ran over. Joke Poo: Why Did the Landlord Cross the Line? He didn’t. He just raised the rent across the line. Alright, let’s break down this morbid twist…
A Tibetan man, an Indian man, a German man and a Maltese man die and go to purgatory
A Tibetan man, an Indian man, a German man and a Maltese man die and go to purgatory. And to pass the time, they begin discussing how they died. The Tibetan man…