[Classic] man goes to the doctor. He say “Hey doc, I have a problem

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version:

Joke Poo: The Software Glitch

A programmer walks into the IT support office, looking frazzled.

IT Guy: “Alright, what’s the issue?”

Programmer: “Well, I ran my code this morning, and now I have 5 cursors blinking on my screen.”

(The programmer shows the IT guy his monitor. Sure enough, five independent cursors are blinking and moving around.)

IT Guy: “Good grief, man! How do you even use that?!”

Programmer: “It’s alright, it’s not too bad. I just have to keep re-pointing to where I need to start typing.”

Alright, let’s break down this multi-penised predicament and see what comedic gold we can mine from it.

Joke Dissection:

• Setup: A man visits a doctor with an unusual ailment – he has five penises. This immediately establishes absurdity.
• Punchline: The doctor’s concern isn’t the medical impossibility of the situation, but rather how the man manages to wear pants. The man retorts that the pants fit “like a glove”.
• Humor Type: Situational irony (the unexpected reaction of the doctor), absurdity, and a touch of visual humor (implied image of five penises). The punchline is also a pun (using “glove” in an unexpected context).

Key Elements:

• The Doctor: Represents logic, reason, and professional concern.
• The Man: Represents the bearer of the absurd situation.
• The Multiple Penises: The central element of the absurdity.
• Pants/Clothing: The grounding element, highlighting the practical consequences of the absurd.

Humorous Enrichment:

Okay, here’s a few options, using facts, observations, and different comedic approaches:

1. New Joke (Playing on the absurdity):

A man walks into a tailor shop with, well, you know… a situation. The tailor, after a long, bewildered stare, says, “Okay, the good news is, I can definitely make pants for you. The bad news is, I’m charging five times the normal rate.” The man sighs and says, “Fine. But they better have separate pockets. I’m tired of everything shifting to the left.”

2. Witty Observation (Expanding on the ‘like a glove’ pun):

The man’s “like a glove” remark reveals a deeper truth. Men are often judged by their ‘package’, but this guy clearly understands the importance of well-fitting apparel – a key to confidence, regardless of the hardware. In his own weird way, he’s a style icon.

3. “Did You Know?” (Pairing fact with absurdity):

Did you know the penis has no bones? It relies entirely on blood flow to achieve rigidity. Which raises a fascinating (and slightly terrifying) question: with five penises, does this guy have five times the blood flow in that area? I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure that’s how you accidentally invent a new form of propulsion.

4. Darker Pun (Playing with the doctor’s reaction):

After the 5 penises man leaves, the doctor rings his wife up, and says “Honey, I have had a really hard day at work.”

5. Adding to the Original (Building on the situation):

The man tells his doctor that he now has 5 penises. The doctor looks confused but asks, “Have you been sexually active with 5 penises since waking up this morning?” The man looks sheepish and says, “Well, you know me, doc. Gotta try everything once.”

Explanation of Choices:

• The new joke builds on the tailor setup, keeping the focus on the logistical nightmare of clothing while adding a new punchline about comfort and balance.
• The witty observation tries to find a deeper meaning in the absurd scenario, suggesting the man is a weird fashion icon.
• The “Did You Know?” uses a real anatomical fact to amplify the absurdity and introduce a new level of ludicrous thought.
• The darker pun makes use of an alternate meaning of the word “hard”, playing on the doctor’s emotional state.
• The addition to the original joke adds an absurd and crass follow-up, playing on the man’s apparent adventurousness.