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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

Posted on June 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

Said the sadomasochist

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Okay, let’s dissect this joke.

Elements of the Joke:

  • Premise: The Golden Rule ("Do unto others as you would have them do unto you") a universally accepted moral principle advocating for empathy and reciprocity.
  • Twist: The punchline attributes this saying to a sadomasochist.
  • Humor: The humor arises from the subversion of expectations. The Golden Rule is typically associated with kindness and altruism. Attributing it to a sadomasochist implies they desire to be treated with pain and dominance, which they would then reciprocate, thus making the Golden Rule literally true for them, but in a perverse and darkly humorous way. It’s funny because it takes something wholesome and twists it into something edgy and unexpected.

Factual & Interesting Tidbits Related Elements:

  • Sadomasochism (S&M): This involves sexual or emotional gratification derived from inflicting (sadism) or receiving (masochism) pain or humiliation. Interestingly, the terms originate from the writers Marquis de Sade (sadism) and Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (masochism), who explored these themes in their works. It’s also important to note that S&M, when practiced consensually, is a perfectly valid and harmless sexual interest.
  • The Golden Rule: Versions of the Golden Rule exist in various cultures and religions, predating Christianity. For instance, Confucius said, "What you do not wish for yourself, do not do to others." This highlights the universality of the underlying principle of reciprocity.

New Humorous Content Playing off the Original:

Option 1: Amusing ‘Did You Know’

"Did you know that the inverse of the Golden Rule – ‘Do not do unto others as you would not have them do unto you’ – is sometimes called the Silver Rule? This is often practiced by procrastinators. They figure if they don’t want someone to ask them for a favor, they won’t ask anyone else for one either… and avoid all interactions forever. Works surprisingly well!"

Option 2: Another Joke

"Why did the sadomasochist refuse to go to the fancy dress party?
Because they were told the dress code was ‘painful’ but didn’t believe it was actually going to be painful, and now they’re feeling a bit silly."

Option 3: Witty Observation

"The Golden Rule, according to economists, is simply the law of supply and demand applied to reciprocal suffering. A masochist offering pain finds themselves in a seller’s market."

Reasoning:

  • Option 1 riffs on the Golden Rule by introducing a ‘Silver Rule’ and applying it in a humorous scenario based on procrastination.
  • Option 2 takes the concept of the sadomasochist and creates a new joke around it, using expectations of pain to set up a twist ending.
  • Option 3 uses economics to describe the Golden Rule and uses supply and demand to apply to suffering.

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