Doctor: " what seems to be the problem?" Guy: "well, you see Doctor, I have an uncontrollable sex drive. I have to have sex with my wife 2-3 times a day "…
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I like to hibernate during the winter
My family just has to bear with me Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on the original bear hibernation joke: Joke Poo: I like to compose symphonies about sanitation My orchestra just…
The doctor says I have ADHD
He told me it stands Attention Deficit-something or other. I kinda drifted off when I saw on his diploma that his middle name was the same as a kid I knew in…
A woman walks into a hospital wheeling her husband with her in a wheelbarrow
She stops at the front desk and talks to the admitting nurse. "Good day," she says. "Something is wrong with my husband. He was very difficult to wake up this morning, he…
A woman visits the doctor…
as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her, "Well, I hope you like changing diapers." She replies, "Oh…
Mrs Green? It’s the hospital. Your little boy has been hit by a bus, but don’t worry
"He had clean underwear on". Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the provided joke: Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Report "Houston, this is Apollo 18. We’ve encountered a slight…
The diagnosis
A man who recently visted the doctor was sitting around and waiting for a call with his results. After a few days he gets a call from the doctor. Sounding a bit…
Old Couple Goes To The Doctor
After a full checkup, the doctor says, “Everything looks good. How have you two been sleeping?” The old man replies, “Oh, I’ve been sleeping like a baby, Doc. But last night, I…
‘But why are you a lesbian?’ the person asked with curiosity.
I responded… ‘Because I’m allergic to nuts.’ Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing off the original’s structure and surprise: Joke Poo: The Literary Critique "But why did you give…
My friend Maria told me she has a terminal case of the clap.
I said “You’re a goner, Ria.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "Ode to Code": Title: Ode to Code My programmer friend said he wrote…