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Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

When did this start?
When I was a kid.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the goat joke:

Joke Poo: The Therapist and the Toilet Paper

A patient walks into a therapist’s office, visibly distressed.

“Doctor, I keep feeling like I’m toilet paper.”

The therapist sighs, adjusts their glasses, and asks, “Tell me, when did you start feeling this way?”

The patient replies, “Ever since I became completely wiped out.”

Alright, let’s dissect this baa-rmy joke!

Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: A patient tells a doctor they believe they are a goat. This sets up a common trope of a patient with an outlandish delusion seeking professional help.
  • Punchline: The punchline reveals the patient has held this delusion since childhood, implying a deeply ingrained belief or perhaps a lifelong identity crisis (or just a really long time to prepare a joke).
  • Humor: The humor derives from the absurdity of the situation, the longevity of the delusion, and the understatement in the doctor’s relatively simple question.

Key Elements:

  • Delusion: The core concept is the patient’s false belief.
  • Goat: The specific animal chosen adds to the absurdity. Goats are known for their quirky behavior and tendency to eat almost anything.
  • Childhood: The time frame adds a layer of complexity and implies a long-term condition.
  • Doctor-Patient Dynamic: The formal setting and the doctor’s professional question contrast with the absurd claim.

Humorous Enrichment (New Joke Attempt):

Why did the psychiatrist go broke treating the goat patient?

Because all his sessions were constantly being butted! (And insurance wouldn’t cover “persistent caprine identity disorder”).

Rationale:

  • It riffs off the original joke’s focus on a person believing they are a goat.
  • It uses a goat-related pun (“butted”) to create humor.
  • It creates a plausible situation that would plague a doctor’s treatment of that patient.
  • We’ve added a touch of realism with the insurance company’s perspective.

Here’s another go using a “Did you know” approach:

Did You Know:

The phrase “scapegoat” originates from an ancient Jewish ritual where a goat was symbolically burdened with the sins of the people and then released into the wilderness. So, maybe that patient who thinks they’re a goat isn’t delusional, they’re just experiencing an extreme case of societal projection! And possibly a craving for tin cans.

Rationale:

  • Connects the “goat” element to a real-world concept (scapegoating).
  • Adds a layer of social commentary about blame and responsibility.
  • Emphasizes that the person thinking they’re a goat has a purpose.
  • Ends with a little silliness to bring the humor back.

Good luck diagnosing all your comedic patients!

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