A little person, a woman, goes to the doctor, clearly uncomfortable. “Doctor,” she says, “my… um… my lady parts are sore. They’re always bruised and sensitive. And when I walk, the pain…
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Whats good for a hangover??
Lots of alcohol the night before Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: What’s Good for a Creative Block? A whole lot of bad ideas the day before!…
I asked my friend what it was like living in China
He said he can't complain Joke Poo: I asked my doctor what it’s like treating people with irritable bowel syndrome. He said he can’t take the crap. Okay, let’s dissect this joke:…
Told my boss I can’t come in today cause I’m constipated
“You’re full of shit” he said. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke: Joke Poo: Potty Training Panic I told my puppy I can’t leave him alone…
Mystery mark
A woman walks into the doctor’s office, a little concerned. “Doctor,” she says, “every morning I wake up with this weird grey smudge on my lower belly.” The doctor frowns, examines the…
My wife texted me a selfie of herself in a new dress. She asked if it made her look fat. I texted back Noo…
My phone autocorrected it to Moo. I now don't know what to do Original Joke: My wife texted me a selfie of herself in a new dress. She asked if it made…
So… This one day in Madrid…
So… This one day in Madrid I got sick in a small hotel and had to make a call to the front desk feeling rather ill(thanks in part to traveling with lower…
Dave is 12 years old
Dave is 12 years old, he always believe that he is a hippopotamus. His mom is worried and brought him to the Dr. Dr: What is your name? Dave: Dave. Dr took…
A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed.
"I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to seek help." A patron nearby overhears this and introduces himself. "I overheard your…
My late grandfather’s favorite joke. A man is in an insane asylum…
A man is in an insane asylum and is assessed by a doctor for release. All the staff says he's totally fine to be returned to normal life, and this is his…