A man is in an insane asylum and is assessed by a doctor for release. All the staff says he's totally fine to be returned to normal life, and this is his…
Category: Doctor
In Korea, a man always avoided military service by failing his health test…
Since he was in perfect health, the official in charge of conscription asked him how he avoided military service. The man replied, "Why, I don't know. I always bet the doctor $500…
There was a murder in our town. People often Suspected that it was either the police or the doctor….
but it was the artist who I found sketchy. Joke Poo: Title: The Potting Shed Mystery There was a blight decimating our rose bushes. People often suspected it was either the aphids…
I told my doctor I have suicidal tendencies
he told me "from now on you gotta pay in advance" Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled aptly: Joke Poo: The Therapist’s Take I told my therapist I…
[Classic] man goes to the doctor. He say “Hey doc, I have a problem
Doc: Whats the problem? Man: Well i woke up this morning and now I have 5 penises. (Man drops pants to show doctor. Sure enough, 5 penises) Doc: Good God man, how…
Coffee and Doctor
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, every time I drink coffee, I get this sharp pain in my eye.” The doctor thinks for a second and says, “Have you…
On my 45th birthday, my wife whispered, “So, are you finally ready to try some butt stuff?“ I said, “Hell yeah I am!“
She said, “Great! I scheduled your colonoscopy for next week.” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Tax Audit On our 10th anniversary, my accountant winked and said, “So, are…
I don’t care if you’re disabled
When I first became disabled, it weighed on my first wife heavily. She struggled with it more and more until we eventually divorced. So when I met my second wife, I was…
How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One? Or two? Onnnnnee? Or twwoooo..? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled “Toilet Paper Math”: Toilet Paper Math How many mathematicians does it take to figure out how much toilet paper…
I recently learned that my yoga instructor is the #1 Kegel teacher in the world.
Even more impressive – she’s self-taut. Joke Poo: Title: My Plumber’s Secret I recently learned that my plumber is the #1 toilet clog remover in the tri-state area. Even more impressive –…