Even more impressive – she’s self-taut. Joke Poo: Title: My Plumber’s Secret I recently learned that my plumber is the #1 toilet clog remover in the tri-state area. Even more impressive –…
Category: Doctor
At the end of my prostate exam, Doctor leaves and while I get dressed
A nurse comes in and says "You should have told desk about your friend, visitors are not allowed" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the prostate exam joke, titled accordingly: Joke…
A man went to a fortune teller and she told him in exactly 14 years he would suffer one of the greatest heartbreaks of his life.
So to cheer himself up he went out and bought a puppy Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo – The Compost Crisis A gardener consulted a soil expert who…
I am taking weight loss seriously and started burning calories in the kitchen
Last night I burnt an entire chicken pizza with 3000+ calories. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, riffing on the original’s concept of good intentions gone awry: Title: Software…
Doctor before an operation : Don’t worry John ! It’s a small procedure
Patient : Thank you Doctor! But my name is not John. Doctor : Yes, I know that. It's my name. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled as requested:…
Transylvania vacation
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and…
The Queen visits a hospital
One day her Majesty is visiting a hospital and whilst being shown around the wards by the chief Doctor is shocked by seeing a man furiously masturbating. "What on earth is going…
The new seaman
“A Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, “Get over here! What’s your name sailor?”“John,” the new seaman replied.“Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re…
Monkeys Playing Football
I said to my doctor "Can you help? Every night, I dream about monkeys playing football. It's all I ever dream about. Every night, monkeys playing football" The doctor said "That's odd….
A mother was anxiously awaiting her twenty-year-old daughter’s return home from a year of overseas travel.
As the passengers came through the door into the airport arrivals lounge, the mother noticed that right behind her daughter was a man dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his…