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I recently learned that my yoga instructor is the #1 Kegel teacher in the world.

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Even more impressive – she’s self-taut. Joke Poo: Title: My Plumber’s Secret I recently learned that my plumber is the #1 toilet clog remover in the tri-state area. Even more impressive –…

At the end of my prostate exam, Doctor leaves and while I get dressed

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

A nurse comes in and says "You should have told desk about your friend, visitors are not allowed" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the prostate exam joke, titled accordingly: Joke…

A man went to a fortune teller and she told him in exactly 14 years he would suffer one of the greatest heartbreaks of his life.

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

So to cheer himself up he went out and bought a puppy Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo – The Compost Crisis A gardener consulted a soil expert who…

I am taking weight loss seriously and started burning calories in the kitchen

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Last night I burnt an entire chicken pizza with 3000+ calories. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, riffing on the original’s concept of good intentions gone awry: Title: Software…

Doctor before an operation : Don’t worry John ! It’s a small procedure

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Patient : Thank you Doctor! But my name is not John. Doctor : Yes, I know that. It's my name. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled as requested:…

Transylvania vacation

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and…

The Queen visits a hospital

Posted on July 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

One day her Majesty is visiting a hospital and whilst being shown around the wards by the chief Doctor is shocked by seeing a man furiously masturbating. "What on earth is going…

The new seaman

Posted on July 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

“A Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, “Get over here! What’s your name sailor?”“John,” the new seaman replied.“Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re…

Monkeys Playing Football

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said to my doctor "Can you help? Every night, I dream about monkeys playing football. It's all I ever dream about. Every night, monkeys playing football" The doctor said "That's odd….

A mother was anxiously awaiting her twenty-year-old daughter’s return home from a year of overseas travel.

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

As the passengers came through the door into the airport arrivals lounge, the mother noticed that right behind her daughter was a man dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet

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