There was once a man who had a strange and terrifying problem—every time he saw a chicken, he would scream and run for his life. Why? Because he believed he was a…
Category: Doctor
At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
Then he pulled his pants back up and told me to get undressed. Joke Poo: Title: At the Dog Groomer At my dog’s grooming appointment, the groomer exclaimed, “Wow, this is a…
The speeding biker
A Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, and he asks the biker his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred,"…
I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
He said "Where are you applying it?" I said "On the bus". Joke Poo: The Compost Tea I said to the gardener, “That organic compost tea you recommended for my prize-winning roses…
A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
On the table, she begins to pray, "Dear Lord, please let me get through the surgery all right." She hears that voice, "Don't worry my child, you will live to be 87yo."…
So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
The guy says, "Our goddamn mailman is bragging to everyone that he's screwed every woman on his route except one." And his wife says, "I'll bet it's that stuck up bitch across…
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her…
The Butcher Dance
A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on native dances. At the end of this time, he has every single dance of every single indigenous…
Guy walks in to the E.R and says: “Doctor I’m shrinking!”
The doctor says: "ok you're just going to have to be a little patient." Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Compost Crisis A farmer runs into the Agricultural Research Center, frantic….
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time!
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but…