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Category: Doctor

What does it mean if a guy can remember a girls eye color after a first date?

Posted on July 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

She had small tits Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: What Does a Plumber Remember? What does it mean if a plumber can precisely recall the specific…

A man in his fifties visits the doctor.

Posted on July 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

"I just can't take it anymore, doc," he says, wincing. "I stand at the urinal for 20 minutes and nothing happens. Is there something I can take?" "I'll tell you what you…

Cop: “We arrested this man beating the living daylights out of some poor guy for no reason at all.

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

What should we charge him with?” Desk sergeant: “Impersonating a police officer.” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the provided setup, titled “Code Brown”: Code Brown Doctor: “We found this…

A man tells his doctor …

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, "Okay, Doctor. In plain…

My doctor is amazed by my level of fitness.

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Actually, what he said was, "I could have sworn you would be dead by now." Joke Poo: My Car Mechanic My car mechanic is consistently impressed by my car’s longevity. Actually, what…

A young mother gave birth to a beautiful baby boy.

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

But he was born without eyelids. The doctor advised her, "Don't worry madam, we haven't circumcised him yet, so we'll use the leftover skin to give him a set of eyelids, and…

I recently had to see a proctologist because I was experiencing a sharp pain in my arse

Posted on July 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

During the exam, the doctor asked, "Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?" I said, "It's really painful right near the entrance." He paused, looked at me, and said, "Let’s stop…

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him!

Posted on July 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first…

As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried “Don’t touch me! I can’t take the pain! I won’t make it! Don’t! CAN’T! WON’T!!”

Posted on July 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Hurry, driver!" I exclaimed. "Her contractions are getting closer together!" Joke Poo: The Coffee Order As the barista furiously steamed milk, the customer wailed, “Don’t touch me! I can’t take the foam!…

A 7-year-old & 4-year-old are in their bedroom.

Posted on July 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

“You know what,” says the 7-year-old, “I think it’s time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’ll swear first, then you.” “OK,” says the 4-year-old. Mum asks the 7-year-old…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer

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