She had small tits Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: What Does a Plumber Remember? What does it mean if a plumber can precisely recall the specific…
Category: Doctor
A man in his fifties visits the doctor.
"I just can't take it anymore, doc," he says, wincing. "I stand at the urinal for 20 minutes and nothing happens. Is there something I can take?" "I'll tell you what you…
Cop: “We arrested this man beating the living daylights out of some poor guy for no reason at all.
What should we charge him with?” Desk sergeant: “Impersonating a police officer.” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the provided setup, titled “Code Brown”: Code Brown Doctor: “We found this…
A man tells his doctor …
A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, "Okay, Doctor. In plain…
My doctor is amazed by my level of fitness.
Actually, what he said was, "I could have sworn you would be dead by now." Joke Poo: My Car Mechanic My car mechanic is consistently impressed by my car’s longevity. Actually, what…
A young mother gave birth to a beautiful baby boy.
But he was born without eyelids. The doctor advised her, "Don't worry madam, we haven't circumcised him yet, so we'll use the leftover skin to give him a set of eyelids, and…
I recently had to see a proctologist because I was experiencing a sharp pain in my arse
During the exam, the doctor asked, "Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?" I said, "It's really painful right near the entrance." He paused, looked at me, and said, "Let’s stop…
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him!
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first…
As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried “Don’t touch me! I can’t take the pain! I won’t make it! Don’t! CAN’T! WON’T!!”
"Hurry, driver!" I exclaimed. "Her contractions are getting closer together!" Joke Poo: The Coffee Order As the barista furiously steamed milk, the customer wailed, “Don’t touch me! I can’t take the foam!…
A 7-year-old & 4-year-old are in their bedroom.
“You know what,” says the 7-year-old, “I think it’s time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’ll swear first, then you.” “OK,” says the 4-year-old. Mum asks the 7-year-old…