And asks him, "Father, is it okay to look at naked women". The priest smiles "Yes it is totally normal for people to look at naked people, dont worry about it too…
Category: Doctor
A couple in their nineties were both having memory problems.
During a check-up, the doctor said they were physically fine but might want to start writing things down to help with their forgetfulness. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man…
A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
While putting on his latex gloves, he asked, “Do you know how they make these?” She said, “No.” He replied, “There’s a factory in Mexico where people of all hand sizes dip…
Did you hear about the guy who ejaculated for four hours straight?
He should have expected it though. It was a long time coming. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Title: Joke Poo Did you hear about the…
A man gets called to the hospital where his wife has been laying in a coma for a few months…
The doctors pull the husband aside and say, "Your wife’s been unresponsive for months… but we’ve noticed something unusual. During sponge baths, her brain activity spikes whenever we clean… a certain area."…
Teddy Bear Collection
A woman meets a fantastic man in a bar. They chat, get closer, and eventually leave the bar together. They go to his apartment, and as she looks around, she sees a…
NSFW: What’s the most sensitive part of your body when your rubbing one out?
Your ears Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” that riffs on the original’s structure and surprising element, while altering key aspects to be about, well, poop: Joke Poo What’s the…
The good news about erectile dysfunction is that it can be cured by diet and exercise.
The bad news is trying to get your wife to diet and exercise. Joke Poo: The Stool Softener The good news about chronic constipation is that it can be cured by diet…
My boyfriend said he doesn’t feel anything sexually and asked me for help.
I said, "What can I do? I'm just a computer engineer." "Oh, come on," he said, "you can try." "Okay," I said. So I slowly unbuttoned myself, removed my bra and shirt,…
A man wakes up one morning and farts. It sounds like “Honda!”
This puzzles him, so he does it again. "Honda!" He makes an appointment with his doctor to get that checked out. When he demonstrates for the doctor (Honda!) the doctor says "Don't…