In Depends Day Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the “July 4th/Depends Day” joke: Joke Poo: What is Thanksgiving to a family who forgot to thaw the turkey? In-digestion Day. Alright,…
Category: Doctor
A farmer has been farting a lot.
He's been to several doctors, but none of them know what's wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the local priest. He says, "Father, I don't believe in this religious mumbo jumbo, but…
My girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was going out to get my pole tugged.
She hates fishing. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the fishing joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My Doctor Frowned My doctor frowned after I…
I invited a bunch of clowns with IBS to the party.
"Why?" My friend asked "For the shits and giggles" Joke Poo: I Hired a Team of Linguists Obsessed with Punctuation for My Novel “Why?” My editor asked, concerned. “For the commas and…
My friend was in a horrific accident and lost the entire left side of his body.
Amazingly, he says he’s all right. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original, titled “Toilet Humor”: Title: Toilet Humor My plumber was working on a truly disgusting…
What are the three main signs of an impending stroke?
Kleenex, hand-cream and pornography Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the stroke joke, keeping a similar structure but changing the key elements: Joke Poo: The Archaeologist’s Nightmare What are…
I told my wife that if sex was an Olympic sport I’d win a gold medal ..
She told me she’d prefer it if I won silver. Apparently she’d prefer it if I came second for a change …. Joke Poo: The Bake-Off Bluff I told my husband that…
A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to the bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says…
Just Fred!
A FLORIDA Highway Patrol officer stops a man on a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the…
Bob walks into the men’s bathroom at work and sees Phil, from Sales masturbating in the corner……
Before Bob can even say a word, the Boss walks in and yells: "Phil….What the hell do you think you're doing?!" "Hey Boss… It's just Physical Therapy my Dr. prescribed….gotta move my…