A doctor had a row with his wife over breakfast and his parting shots before going to the surgery was "and you’re no good in bed." After an hour or so at…
Category: Doctor
When Martin returned from a business vacation
He developed an itch in his pecker, a few days later the itching intensified and his pecker started turning purple. concerned about it he admitted to his doctor that he had been…
“Doc, you’ve got to help me! …
"… I'm 94 years old. I just married a gorgeous 28-year-old lingerie model. She's a great cook. She keeps the house spotless. She only ever says nice things to me. And every…
Reversing the news
After performing a thorough exam of his new young patient, the obstetrician remarked, “Mrs. Parsons, I have some really good news for you, I have confirmed—” “–Pardon me,” she interrupted, “it’s actually…
The easy part of curing erectile dysfunction is diet and exercise.
The hard part of curing erectile dysfunction is convincing your wife to diet and exercise. Joke Poo: The Art Critic The easy part of writing a scathing art critique is flowery language…
An older couple consult with a family doctor about their sex life
They ask the doctor if they can have sex in front of him, and see if there is anything wrong with their health or their performance. The old couple make love, in…
Lady with 3 vaginas
A lady visits her doctor and is asked to sit on his table and explain to him what the problem seems to be. The doctor is shocked when instead of just telling…
Finally got evaluated for a Reddit addiction.
Doctor came in and said, “I’ve got good Snoos and I’ve got bad Snoos.” This is a terrible joke I’m sorry. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your…
At my check-up, the very elderly doctor looked at my chart and said, “Ah, April 18… we share a birthday. Fellow Capricorns!” I said, “Uh, Doc, you meant Aries.”
He nodded and said, “Ah yes, I love those. Especially the crime ones on Netflix!” Joke Poo: At the Coffee Shop At the cafe, the hipster barista, adjusting his oversized glasses, looked…
Doctor: “You have diabetes”
Patient: “Yeah, it runs in my family” Doctor: “No, nobody runs in your family” Joke Poo: Gardener’s Dilemma Gardener: "My tomatoes are thriving, must be good soil!" Botanist: "No, it’s probably just…