I told him I don't believe in Astrology. Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Diagnosis The plumber told me "Roots are in your main line." I told him I don’t believe in gardening. Alright,…
Category: Doctor
Postman goes to his doctor…
"so Doctor what's the prognosis?" "Do, you want the good, or bad news?" "Bad" "You have only six months to live" "What's the good!!?" "You've got A job for life." Joke Poo:…
There was a vampire who went to medical school and became an ear, nose and throat specialist.
He was pretty good at the first two but kind of sucked at the last one. Joke Poo: There was a group of particularly ambitious dung beetles who all decided to attend…
Doctor: Well, it looks like you’re pregnant.
Woman: Oh my God, I’m pregnant?! Doctor: No, it just looks like you are. Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the pregnant woman joke: Joke Poo: Plumber’s Prognosis Plumber: Well, it looks…
It finally happened! The flight attendant asked “is there a doctor on this flight?”
I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor…
My friend asked me how i got all my karma
I simply replied its a "piece of cake" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, titled "Potty Trained Poo": Original Joke: My friend asked me how…
Suzie Smith went to church
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months…
Pete’s headache
The mayor of a local town calls his friend John who owns a factory. "Listen John, we all know that Pete in our town isn't the brightest lamp but it's a shame…
A pregnant woman is hit by a car….
She is sent into a coma for 1 year. She wakes up, no longer pregnant, screaming," Doctor! Doctor! Where is my baby?!" The doctor replies, "Calm down, your babies are fine. You…
Guys eyesight starts failing and he goes to the doctor
The doctor does a bunch of tests and says I’ve got good news and bad news…. The guy says give me the good news first …. The doc says ….. You’re getting…