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Category: Doctor

The doctor told me “Cancer’s in Uranus”

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

I told him I don't believe in Astrology. Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Diagnosis The plumber told me "Roots are in your main line." I told him I don’t believe in gardening. Alright,…

Postman goes to his doctor…

Posted on June 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

"so Doctor what's the prognosis?" "Do, you want the good, or bad news?" "Bad" "You have only six months to live" "What's the good!!?" "You've got A job for life." Joke Poo:…

There was a vampire who went to medical school and became an ear, nose and throat specialist.

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

He was pretty good at the first two but kind of sucked at the last one. Joke Poo: There was a group of particularly ambitious dung beetles who all decided to attend…

Doctor: Well, it looks like you’re pregnant.

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Woman: Oh my God, I’m pregnant?! Doctor: No, it just looks like you are. Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the pregnant woman joke: Joke Poo: Plumber’s Prognosis Plumber: Well, it looks…

It finally happened! The flight attendant asked “is there a doctor on this flight?”

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor…

My friend asked me how i got all my karma

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

I simply replied its a "piece of cake" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, titled "Potty Trained Poo": Original Joke: My friend asked me how…

Suzie Smith went to church

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months…

Pete’s headache

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

The mayor of a local town calls his friend John who owns a factory. "Listen John, we all know that Pete in our town isn't the brightest lamp but it's a shame…

A pregnant woman is hit by a car….

Posted on June 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

She is sent into a coma for 1 year. She wakes up, no longer pregnant, screaming," Doctor! Doctor! Where is my baby?!" The doctor replies, "Calm down, your babies are fine. You…

Guys eyesight starts failing and he goes to the doctor

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

The doctor does a bunch of tests and says I’ve got good news and bad news…. The guy says give me the good news first …. The doc says ….. You’re getting…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…

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