The doctor will see you later. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the alligator joke, titled “Joke Poo: Software Update Required”: Joke Poo: Software Update Required What did…
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I told my wife I have “windchill dick”
It’s 4 inches but it feels like 9! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Digital Footprint I told my boss I’m experiencing “digital…
A female-to-male trans person goes to the doctor
He says "Doc, I don't think these hormones you're giving me are working." "Why do you say that?" asks the doctor. "Well, I'm here, aren't I? Shouldn't I be at home toughing…
I don’t know what HD is…
But the doctor said I have 80 of those bad boys! Original Joke: I don’t know what HD is… but the doctor said I have 80 of those bad boys! Joke Poo:…
A heroin addict, a cocaine addict and a weed addict chatting in their cell….
about how they would escape. The heroin addict says “I’d shoot up into my vein and float out through the bars”, The coke head says “I’d snort the biggest line and run…
A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a group that’s playing incredibly slow.
They're waiting on every shot, and getting more and more angry as the group in front of them is playing all over the course. When the marshal finally drives by they unload…
Three men are sentenced to 20 years of solitary confinement, but each is allowed to take one luxury with them to their cells.
The first man asks for as many law books as will fit in his cell. The second man asks for every medical book that has been published within the past five years….
Pirate Captain
The one-eyed captain of a pirate ship attacks a brightly lit cargo ship at night. As soon as they reach the ship, the pirates immediately start jumping across. The first shot is…
Are My Testicles Black?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"…
An apple per day keeps the doctor away…
If you throw it hard enough! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the apple joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Toilet Paper Economy Toilet paper per day keeps the plumbers at…