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Category: Doctor

What did the veterinarian’s secretary say to the alligator in the waiting room?

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

The doctor will see you later. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the alligator joke, titled “Joke Poo: Software Update Required”: Joke Poo: Software Update Required What did…

I told my wife I have “windchill dick”

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s 4 inches but it feels like 9! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Digital Footprint I told my boss I’m experiencing “digital…

A female-to-male trans person goes to the doctor

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

He says "Doc, I don't think these hormones you're giving me are working." "Why do you say that?" asks the doctor. "Well, I'm here, aren't I? Shouldn't I be at home toughing…

I don’t know what HD is…

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

But the doctor said I have 80 of those bad boys! Original Joke: I don’t know what HD is… but the doctor said I have 80 of those bad boys! Joke Poo:…

A heroin addict, a cocaine addict and a weed addict chatting in their cell….

Posted on September 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

about how they would escape. The heroin addict says “I’d shoot up into my vein and float out through the bars”, The coke head says “I’d snort the biggest line and run…

A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a group that’s playing incredibly slow.

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

They're waiting on every shot, and getting more and more angry as the group in front of them is playing all over the course. When the marshal finally drives by they unload…

Three men are sentenced to 20 years of solitary confinement, but each is allowed to take one luxury with them to their cells.

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

The first man asks for as many law books as will fit in his cell. The second man asks for every medical book that has been published within the past five years….

Pirate Captain

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

The one-eyed captain of a pirate ship attacks a brightly lit cargo ship at night. As soon as they reach the ship, the pirates immediately start jumping across. The first shot is…

Are My Testicles Black?

Posted on September 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"…

An apple per day keeps the doctor away…

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

If you throw it hard enough! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the apple joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Toilet Paper Economy Toilet paper per day keeps the plumbers at…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
  • Three men are stranded on a desert island
  • My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
  • U.S. Open
  • Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant

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