Did you hear that scientists have found the food that reduces a women’s sex drive? It’s called wedding cake! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke,…
Category: Doctor
My wife likes to twist my opportunities for fun into something else.
Earlier today my doctor said I can jerk off anytime I want. Later I'm telling my buddy about this and (of course) my wife has to interrupt. She says, "That's not what…
Doctor’s Clinic Had Clever Sign (long)
After moving to the U.S., a Chinese doctor struggled to find work in a hospital. So, he opened a small clinic with a clever sign out front: “Treatment for $20 — If…
Every doctor I see says the same thing . . .
Oh, you're nude already . . . Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: Every Plumber… Every plumber I call says the same thing… “Oh,…
Three patients go to a psychiatrist for an evaluation.
Three patients go to a psychiatrist for an evaluation. The doctor asks the first, “What’s3x3?” The patient says, “236.” The doctor notes this on his pad then asks the second patient, “What’s…
My doctor said I only have 6 months to live.
When he found out I couldn't pay my bill he gave me a full year. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: My plumber…
The first Jewish president of the US is elected.
As he's planning his inauguration, he calls up his mother to ask her if she'll be attending. "I don't know… Washington is so far away, and I can't pay for a plane…
During my check-up I asked the Doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long and healthy life then?”
He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense." He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just…
I went to the library to get a book about belly pain.
Someone had cut the appendix out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I went to the community garden to find a…
He wanted a bigger penis
A middle-aged man had sexual problems. But he knew what medicine was capable of, so he went to the doctor and explained his problem: “Doctor, my issue is that my dick is…