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Posted on August 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Did you hear that scientists have found the food that reduces a women’s sex drive? It’s called wedding cake! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke,…

My wife likes to twist my opportunities for fun into something else.

Posted on August 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Earlier today my doctor said I can jerk off anytime I want. Later I'm telling my buddy about this and (of course) my wife has to interrupt. She says, "That's not what…

Doctor’s Clinic Had Clever Sign (long)

Posted on August 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

After moving to the U.S., a Chinese doctor struggled to find work in a hospital. So, he opened a small clinic with a clever sign out front: “Treatment for $20 — If…

Every doctor I see says the same thing . . .

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Oh, you're nude already . . . Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: Every Plumber… Every plumber I call says the same thing… “Oh,…

Three patients go to a psychiatrist for an evaluation.

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Three patients go to a psychiatrist for an evaluation. The doctor asks the first, “What’s3x3?” The patient says, “236.” The doctor notes this on his pad then asks the second patient, “What’s…

My doctor said I only have 6 months to live.

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

When he found out I couldn't pay my bill he gave me a full year. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: My plumber…

The first Jewish president of the US is elected.

Posted on August 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

As he's planning his inauguration, he calls up his mother to ask her if she'll be attending. "I don't know… Washington is so far away, and I can't pay for a plane…

During my check-up I asked the Doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long and healthy life then?”

Posted on August 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense." He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just…

I went to the library to get a book about belly pain.

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Someone had cut the appendix out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I went to the community garden to find a…

He wanted a bigger penis

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

A middle-aged man had sexual problems. But he knew what medicine was capable of, so he went to the doctor and explained his problem: “Doctor, my issue is that my dick is…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……

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