He slept with all his nurses and got a "staff infection!" Joke Poo: What happened to the overly enthusiastic gardener? He over-fertilized everything and got a “compost infection!” Alright, let’s dissect this…
Category: Doctor
Man: Doctor, my wife is pregnant. That’s why I wanted to ask, how should we have sex now?
Doctor: Well, in the first months you can do it completely normally. In the second trimester, I recommend the doggy style, and in the last third, the wolf position. Man: Wolf position?…
A 20 year old man goes to the doctors and asks if there’s a way he can live forever.
Doctor; "do you drink?" Man; "No.' Doctor; "Do you smoke?" Man; "No." Doctor; "Do you take drugs?" Man; "No." Doctor; "Are you sexually active?" Man; "No.' Doctor; "Well why the fuck do…
I’m sharing this advice because it worked for me.
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our…
A married couple was in a terrible accident, and the husband’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told him they couldn’t graft any skin from his own body because he was too skinny. His wife lovingly offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only…
This old spinster started to get an itch down there…
…so she goes to the town doctor. Doctor looks her over and tells her "Ma'am, you got crabs." "That's impossible," she says "I'm a virgin! I want a second opinion." So she…
A terribly constipated man goes to a doctor
After the man describes his sorrowful condition, the doctor decides to prescribe him a laxative. He grabs a paper and a pencil and starts doing some calculations. He asks the man, "How…
My doctor put me on a banana diet…
I find it very unappealing. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: My doctor put me on a banana diet… I find it…
A man goes to see his doctor
The man says "Doc, my belly is so big I cannot even see my penis." The doctor asks "Have you tried to diet?. The man asks: "What color?" Okay, here’s my “Joke…
A man goes to the doctor for help losing weight
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he really wants to lose weight. The doctor puts him on a diet and tells him to stick to the diet for…