The two I use so far are: "I fought a bear and lost" "They say to grab the bull by the horns, I didn't know that they didn't mean that literally" Okay,…
Category: Doctor
I throw up when ever I hear a joke
It's a gag reflex Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “I throw up when I hear a joke” joke: Joke Poo: The Bottom Line I poop whenever…
The fragile memory
An elderly couple noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so…
My Yearly Medical Exam
Nurse: How much do you weigh? Me: 135 pounds. She puts me on the scale… Turns out I weigh 180. Nurse: Your height? Me: 5'4". She measures me… Apparently, I’m 5'2". She…
A nice Jewish boy
A nice Jewish boy has big dreams and works hard all his life, finally succeeding in winning the presidential election. He invites his mother to the inauguration. The moment comes, and his…
A mother asks her doctor “What should I do?”
"My son keeps eating electrical cords." Doctors says, "Ground him until he conducts himself properly" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your electrical cord joke, titled “Compost Crisis”:…
An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
The doc gives her some pills and tells her to come back next week. The next week the old lady comes back and says ‘doc, I took the pills, the farts are…
I just had a physical. The doctor said “Don’t eat anything fatty. I said, like bacon and burgers?”
"No fatty, don't eat anything!" Joke Poo: The Librarian I went to the library to return some overdue books. The librarian said, “Don’t whisper in here! It’s a library!” I said, “Like,…
A bear and a rabbit are conscripted into the army, and waiting for their medical checkup.
The rabbit says to the bear, “listen, I really don't want to go to war. Can you just kick me in the leg, so that when I go in to see the…
Doctor asked me if I’ve been feeling myself lately
I said I had, but it wasn't as much fun as feeling my girlfriend Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled “App Tester Blues”: Joke Poo: App Tester Blues…