I simply replied its a "piece of cake" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, titled "Potty Trained Poo": Original Joke: My friend asked me how…
Category: Doctor
Suzie Smith went to church
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months…
Pete’s headache
The mayor of a local town calls his friend John who owns a factory. "Listen John, we all know that Pete in our town isn't the brightest lamp but it's a shame…
A pregnant woman is hit by a car….
She is sent into a coma for 1 year. She wakes up, no longer pregnant, screaming," Doctor! Doctor! Where is my baby?!" The doctor replies, "Calm down, your babies are fine. You…
Guys eyesight starts failing and he goes to the doctor
The doctor does a bunch of tests and says I’ve got good news and bad news…. The guy says give me the good news first …. The doc says ….. You’re getting…
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown pagliacci is in town tonight! Go and…
A man is driving when he sees a hitchhiker on the side of the road
A man is driving in the early morning hours when he sees a hitchhiker at the side of the road, standing next to a suitcase, holding a bottle of rum. The driver…
How do apostrophes get dieseases?
They contract them. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How do compost heaps get so upset? They get in cahoots with the worms and decompose themselves! Alright, let’s dissect this grammatical gag!…
The doctor said, sadly, “Your dad is pronounced dead.”
I said, "Wow, I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time." Joke Poo: The Chef’s Special The waiter sighed heavily, pushing the plate across the table. "Sir," he announced, "the chef has…
A woman goes to the doctor
The doctor asks her what the problem is. She says "I have these weird marks on my inner thighs." She lifts her skirt and spreads her legs, showing two large circles, one…