Many people ask why I drink so much. It's because I have a medical condition where my body doesn't produce it's own alcohol, whereby I have to take supplements. Okay, here’s my…
Category: Doctor
Man walks into a vet with his bird and says, “Is my bird dead?”
Vet looks over the bird and says, "Yep, your bird is dead." The man, distraught, begs for a second opinion. Vet shrugs and says, "Sure. If you insist." The vet brings in…
My friend says her South Indian savory crepes cure all ills. Today she is sick and I have the recipe…
She’s about to get a dosa, her own medicine. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Coffee Crisis My coworker swears his artisanal pour-over coffee fixes any workplace problem. Today, the…
Old war-scarred general inspecting a new Army training base. It is state-of art, even has a psychologic evaluation facility.
General enter it and see a full bathtub of water and a table with fork, spoon and a cup. "What this for?" "You see", explains doctor, "When we get a new recruit,…
Always Give 100%…
unless you're donating blood. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on the “Always Give 100%” joke: Joke Poo: Always Give 100%… …unless you’re baking a soufflé. Then, meticulously measure everything and precisely…
I went to the Doctor’s and he asked me if I have a problem with drinking alcohol?
I said "No, easiest thing I have ever done." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Diaper Dilemma I went to the Pediatrician, and she asked me if I have…
My doctor told me I have a vitamin B12 deficiency.
He told me to go buy supplement pills. But I'm smarter than that, I still have vitamin B6 supplements left, i'll just take two. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on…
My dad caught me smoking, and he said, “Did you know that smoking a cigarette decreases your life expectancy by 50 years?
"No, it doesn't," I said. "Yes, it does," he replied, pulling out a gun. Okay, I’m up for the challenge. Here’s my attempt, playing on the expectation of health warnings and the…
Horny dogs…
Her dog came in heat and she was concerned about keeping it and her other male dog separated. But she had a large house and believed that she could keep the two…
My wife says I should keep busy
My wife says I should keep busy, I explained that i had just spent an hour taking down our dry herbs we had hanging and put the useful parts in jars while…