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Category: Doctor

My friend asked me how i got all my karma

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

I simply replied its a "piece of cake" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, titled "Potty Trained Poo": Original Joke: My friend asked me how…

Suzie Smith went to church

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months…

Pete’s headache

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

The mayor of a local town calls his friend John who owns a factory. "Listen John, we all know that Pete in our town isn't the brightest lamp but it's a shame…

A pregnant woman is hit by a car….

Posted on June 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

She is sent into a coma for 1 year. She wakes up, no longer pregnant, screaming," Doctor! Doctor! Where is my baby?!" The doctor replies, "Calm down, your babies are fine. You…

Guys eyesight starts failing and he goes to the doctor

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

The doctor does a bunch of tests and says I’ve got good news and bad news…. The guy says give me the good news first …. The doc says ….. You’re getting…

Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown pagliacci is in town tonight! Go and…

A man is driving when he sees a hitchhiker on the side of the road

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man is driving in the early morning hours when he sees a hitchhiker at the side of the road, standing next to a suitcase, holding a bottle of rum. The driver…

How do apostrophes get dieseases?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

They contract them. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How do compost heaps get so upset? They get in cahoots with the worms and decompose themselves! Alright, let’s dissect this grammatical gag!…

The doctor said, sadly, “Your dad is pronounced dead.”

Posted on June 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said, "Wow, I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time." Joke Poo: The Chef’s Special The waiter sighed heavily, pushing the plate across the table. "Sir," he announced, "the chef has…

A woman goes to the doctor

Posted on June 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

The doctor asks her what the problem is. She says "I have these weird marks on my inner thighs." She lifts her skirt and spreads her legs, showing two large circles, one…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • My first job was as a mannequin in a clothing store window. I was very good at it.
  • A mother was anxiously awaiting her twenty-year-old daughter’s return home from a year of overseas travel.
  • I have sex 24/7
  • I’m a corn, not a man!
  • A scoutmaster was teaching his scouts about survival.
  • The pet store
  • The pull-apart tart
  • My sister tells people she turned vegan for love
  • How do prostitutes plan their day?
  • What board game will narcissists NEVER play?
  • I just read in the news that Ben Grimm is leaving the Fantastic 4
  • I invented a thought-controlled air freshener.
  • I’m reading a horror in braille, and tbh I’m terrified…
  • Today I seen….
  • A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they order drinks.
  • I sat next to this South African woman on a plane and we really hit it off. We spent the whole flight chatting in her native Xhosa language.
  • The dry cleaner.
  • I told a joke this morning in a Zoom meeting. No one laughed.
  • There once was a woman with 100 children.
  • I watched 50 Cent play half a round of golf.
  • Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
  • Two cumulus clouds are up in the sky having a chat.
  • Kids today are so addicted to technology.
  • An elderly couple is getting ready for bed
  • A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town.
  • the pope’s secretary rings him:
  • 3 boys find a $20 bill on the ground..
  • My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
  • My girlfriend asked me to roleplay as a cheater, so I said okay.
  • A married couple were shopping in the supermarket
  • At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
  • Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
  • I saw an antelope the other day.
  • I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.
  • So I went to the telescope shop..
  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces
  • A man leaves the wild animal vet clinic with a small bag.
  • I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.
  • I have the heart of a lion, And the eye of a tiger
  • “I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter
  • I accidentally spilled a bottle of glue all over my vacation itinerary.
  • So after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to see a therapist.
  • The Madam opened the brothel door in New York
  • The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
  • I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
  • Jesus and the old man…
  • What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
  • A Wife Asks a Question to Her Husband
  • I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
  • What is a wok?

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