My wife says I should keep busy, I explained that i had just spent an hour taking down our dry herbs we had hanging and put the useful parts in jars while…
Category: Doctor
Patient: “I can’t sleep at night.”
Doctor: “Lie down and count to two thousand, you’ll fall asleep.” The next day, the patient came back to the doctor. The doctor asked if he followed the advice. Patient: “Yes, but…
A twitchy looking squirrel showed up at my house
I told it to go away, and that it looked a little nuts. And then the squirrel started shouting for nuts. I told him I didn't have any nuts, and the squirrel…
I was considered a Jock in highschool when it came to sports
Sorry Autocorrect, Joke* Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original: Title: Typo Doo I was considered a Doctor when it came to typing essays in college. Sorry Autocorrect, Editor. Alright,…
The doctor says to the old lady:
“I can’t determine the cause with certainty, but it would be best if you reduced your alcohol consumption and we’ll see if it improves.” The old lady replies: “Can’t I just increase…
I just want to let you know I have a record breaking penis.
In other news, I'm not allowed in the music store anymore. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: The Sculpture Garden I just want to let you know…
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and…
What did Mary Poppins tell the diabetic?
A spoonful of medicine makes the sugar go down. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Mary Poppins joke: Joke Poo: What did a constipated bear tell his doctor? A spoonful…
Scientists have have a male contraceptive pill that’s highly effective. In fact, only one thing is better at stopping you getting someone pregnant…
Saying you admire Andrew Tate. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Andrew Tate contraception joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist: Title: Joke Poo Scientists have developed a revolutionary…
Quick fix
A little person, a woman, goes to the doctor, clearly uncomfortable. “Doctor,” she says, “my… um… my lady parts are sore. They’re always bruised and sensitive. And when I walk, the pain…