But I refused, If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord Joke Poo: My dog tried to make me pick up his poop with a tiny,…
Category: Dog
My boss told me to have a good day…
So I went home. Joke Poo: Title: My Dog Walker Told Me to Mark My Territory… My dog walker told me to mark my territory… So I peed on his leg. Okay,…
A Guy Meets An Actor
Two people start chatting while waiting in line. One of them says, “I’m actually an actor.” The other shrugs. “I don’t watch TV or movies. Not into celebrity stuff.” The actor nods…
On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
The mummy was wrapped in gold foil, so they believe it is the legendary Pharaoh Rocher Joke Poo: On the news today it said they’ve discovered a massive compost heap in the…
3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
He turns to the first num and asks "who was the first man on earth"? "Adam" she replies. Trumpets sound, the sky lights up, and the gates open for her to enter….
It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
He sees his chocolate Lab come around the corner of the garage, carrying something in his mouth. The Lab drops it at his feet. It’s the neighbor’s poodle. It’s dead. “Oh, no."…
The Butcher Dance
A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on native dances. At the end of this time, he has every single dance of every single indigenous…
The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer
A billionaire is sailing his yacht past a lighthouse, and he sees the elderly lighthouse keeper out on the rocks at the base of the lighthouse, getting a blowjob from a mermaid…
I told my girlfriend I was leaving her.
"Is it because I make fun of your little willy?" she asked. "Not really," I told her, "I've just never been that into you." Joke Poo: The Dog’s Truth I told my…
2 Economists are walking down country side
They see a bull turd One of them goes: “He-he, i’ll give you $1,000 if you eat it” The second one starts gobbling it up, finishes it all “You owe me $1,000”…