While putting on his latex gloves, he asked, "Do you know how they make these?" She said, "No." He replied, "There's a factory in Mexico where people of all hand sizes dip…
Category: Dog
My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
Which includes 10% advice and 90% sound. Joke Poo: My Dog Always Gives 100% Loyalty Which includes 10% loyalty and 90% licking. Okay, let’s analyze this joke: Elements: Premise: The speaker claims…
I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
but I stupidly locked my keys in the car. My wife was gone, so I couldn’t use her keys. After staring at it for a couple of minutes, which didn’t work at…
A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
He barked orders, whined about everything, and treated the nurses like they worked for him personally. Most of the staff had just about had it with him… except the head nurse. She’d…
Three men are stranded on a desert island
After a few weeks a bottle washes up on the shore, one man pops the cork and a genie appears. "I shall grant you one wish each for freeing me," says the…
My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
But gave the end away when he called it a Whodunnit. Original Joke: My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS… But gave the end away when he called it…
Man and wife go to urologist with unique complaint
He says doc “I know this may sound weird but my penis just keeps growing and it’s getting awkward . It’s starting to hang out my pants and I keep tripping on…
Fed up with Derby County’s performances, I decided to nail my season ticket to a post outside Pride Park so someone else could suffer instead. Couple of hours later I thought, ‘Actually, I might still get some use out of it,’ so I went back to grab it.
To my despair, someone had nicked the nail. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Compost Chaos Frustrated with the terrible tomatoes in my organic garden, I decided to bury my…
What do you call it when someone steals a landfill?
Taking a dump Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: What do you call it when a dog performs amateur dentistry? Taking a bite….
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A father stares at his son's awful exam scores, barely holding back frustration. "If you fail the next one, don’t ever call me father again." The boy nods, meek. "Yes, Father." Weeks…