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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

But I refused, If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord Joke Poo: My dog tried to make me pick up his poop with a tiny,…

My boss told me to have a good day…

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

So I went home. Joke Poo: Title: My Dog Walker Told Me to Mark My Territory… My dog walker told me to mark my territory… So I peed on his leg. Okay,…

A Guy Meets An Actor

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Two people start chatting while waiting in line. One of them says, “I’m actually an actor.” The other shrugs. “I don’t watch TV or movies. Not into celebrity stuff.” The actor nods…

On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

The mummy was wrapped in gold foil, so they believe it is the legendary Pharaoh Rocher Joke Poo: On the news today it said they’ve discovered a massive compost heap in the…

3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

He turns to the first num and asks "who was the first man on earth"? "Adam" she replies. Trumpets sound, the sky lights up, and the gates open for her to enter….

It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

He sees his chocolate Lab come around the corner of the garage, carrying something in his mouth. The Lab drops it at his feet. It’s the neighbor’s poodle. It’s dead. “Oh, no."…

The Butcher Dance

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on native dances. At the end of this time, he has every single dance of every single indigenous…

The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer

Posted on July 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

A billionaire is sailing his yacht past a lighthouse, and he sees the elderly lighthouse keeper out on the rocks at the base of the lighthouse, getting a blowjob from a mermaid…

I told my girlfriend I was leaving her.

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Is it because I make fun of your little willy?" she asked. "Not really," I told her, "I've just never been that into you." Joke Poo: The Dog’s Truth I told my…

2 Economists are walking down country side

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

They see a bull turd One of them goes: “He-he, i’ll give you $1,000 if you eat it” The second one starts gobbling it up, finishes it all “You owe me $1,000”…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
  • Two teenage church-goers get married.
  • As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
  • A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
  • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
  • The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
  • A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
  • Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”
  • Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
  • MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
  • A woman cheats on her husband
  • Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
  • A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
  • A Guy Meets An Actor
  • Frank and the Chili Cook off
  • On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
  • Why did the condom fly across the room?
  • When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
  • “Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
  • A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
  • I wanted to be a CEO
  • I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
  • On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
  • So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
  • Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
  • A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
  • A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
  • 3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
  • My BDSM society took me to court for not being hardcore enough.
  • A tourist goes to a restaurant in Madrid and orders the special. When it comes, he asks what it is.
  • What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?
  • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
  • It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
  • I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.”
  • A British Police Officer Is Walking Along Side an American Officer When They Spot An 18-Year-Old Casually Resting on Heavy Duty Sniper Rifle, Sipping A Beer in the Front Yard.
  • A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.

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