So to cheer himself up he went out and bought a puppy Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo – The Compost Crisis A gardener consulted a soil expert who…
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One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…
A snobbish boy from a very influential family
was shopping with one of his girlfriends in an upscale mall when he knocked into guy. Guy: "Dude, watch where you're going!" Snob: "Watch your tone, peasant! Do you know who my…
What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a diabetic, and someone leaving a construction job interview?
One met four men. One needs Metformin. One met the foreman. Okay, I’ll take a shot at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke. Joke Poo: The Data Analyst What’s the difference…
I used to work in circumcisions but I had to quit because I wasn’t making enough.
I got paid in tips. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your circumcision joke: Joke Poo: Dog Grooming Doldrums I used to work as a dog groomer specializing…
Horatio brought his best friend of many, many years to……
…..the vet as he was concerned about changes happening to his dog. The Rottweiler, whose name was Cerberus, was slowly but surely becoming cross-eyed. During the examination the vet picked Cerberus up…
Transylvania vacation
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and…
One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…
A rough old general has heard about a unit with the toughest soldiers around and decides to check them out.
After reviewing the troops on parade he visits the medical tent to meet the soldiers. The general barks at the first soldier, "Why are you here, soldier?" "Hemorrhoids, Sir!" "And how are…
The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss the matter.
Dad: "This is unacceptable, I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone." Mom: "Me too, I use my company phone. I hardly use the home phone." Son: "I use…