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A man went to a fortune teller and she told him in exactly 14 years he would suffer one of the greatest heartbreaks of his life.

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

So to cheer himself up he went out and bought a puppy Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo – The Compost Crisis A gardener consulted a soil expert who…

One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…

A snobbish boy from a very influential family

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

was shopping with one of his girlfriends in an upscale mall when he knocked into guy. Guy: "Dude, watch where you're going!" Snob: "Watch your tone, peasant! Do you know who my…

What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a diabetic, and someone leaving a construction job interview?

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

One met four men. One needs Metformin. One met the foreman. Okay, I’ll take a shot at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke. Joke Poo: The Data Analyst What’s the difference…

I used to work in circumcisions but I had to quit because I wasn’t making enough.

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

I got paid in tips. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your circumcision joke: Joke Poo: Dog Grooming Doldrums I used to work as a dog groomer specializing…

Horatio brought his best friend of many, many years to……

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

…..the vet as he was concerned about changes happening to his dog. The Rottweiler, whose name was Cerberus, was slowly but surely becoming cross-eyed. During the examination the vet picked Cerberus up…

Transylvania vacation

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and…

One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…

A rough old general has heard about a unit with the toughest soldiers around and decides to check them out.

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

After reviewing the troops on parade he visits the medical tent to meet the soldiers. The general barks at the first soldier, "Why are you here, soldier?" "Hemorrhoids, Sir!" "And how are…

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss the matter.

Posted on July 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dad: "This is unacceptable, I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone." Mom: "Me too, I use my company phone. I hardly use the home phone." Son: "I use…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?

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