I just saw a group of young guys checking that I'd locked my car door. I would have thanked them if they hadn't been so shy and ran off. Okay, here’s my…
Category: Dog
Three dogs – Command, Conquer, and Control – are at a research laboratory when they are put back in the kennel after a long day of testing.
With his mind alone, Command levitates a pen and paper off the nearby desk, and writes on it, "So did today's training suck or what?" Conquer simply speaks! "It was particularly brutal…
An owner had a racehorse that had never won a race.
Finally the owner lost patience and warned the horse: “Either you win this afternoon or you’ll be pulling a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” That afternoon, the horse was lined up with the…
30 years
Grandfather and grandson are in the park, when a very good looking woman walks by, the grandson says, Grandpa, I bet when you see a woman like that, you wish you were…
A friend asked me how I feel about nudity
I said that personally, it always left me cold Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Dog Park Dilemma A new dog owner asked…
The waiter dropped my steak.
I told him I didn't want Ground beef. Joke Poo: The Dog Walker Dropped the Ball The dog walker dropped the tennis ball. I told him I didn’t want dropped fetch. Okay,…
The perch problem
Man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for only $50. Standing next to the cage the man asks, "I wonder why he is so cheap?" "Because I am defective,"…
A woman walks into a hospital wheeling her husband with her in a wheelbarrow
She stops at the front desk and talks to the admitting nurse. "Good day," she says. "Something is wrong with my husband. He was very difficult to wake up this morning, he…
What US military branch is the most patriotic?
Air Force. Cause they're USAF! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the original joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What kind of dog makes the best secret agent?…
From my 12 year old: To the guy who invented ‘zero’…
Thanks for nothing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, with the title "Toilet Paper Thoughts": Title: Toilet Paper Thoughts To the person who invented those tiny…