Dad: "This is unacceptable, I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone." Mom: "Me too, I use my company phone. I hardly use the home phone." Son: "I use…
Category: Dog
Mickey Mouse was seeking a divorce
He consulted a lawyer, but after hearing him out the lawyer told him “I’m sorry, Mr. Mouse, but insanity is not a basis for divorce in this state.” “Gosh, I didn’t say…
Did you hear about the guy who found stir fry all over his bed in the morning?
He'd been sleep wokking. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo Did you hear about the dog who kept finding perfectly sculpted clay sculptures around the yard every morning? He’d been sleep barking… at…
I once knew a guy arrested on drug charges, and though he thought he’d get off light, they ended up slapping a bunch of other bogus charges on him, which, added to the fact that his lawyer was one of the worst in the state, eventually led him to being handed a 40 year stint in a max security prison.
That sentence was way too long. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Resume I once knew a dog applying for a job as a therapy animal. He thought his…
Early one morning, an elephant knocks over a fence and walks out of the zoo.
A couple of hours later, the police get a frantic call from an elderly woman: "There's an enormous grey animal in my back yard!" The policeman notes without enthusiasm: "Uh-huh. Grey animal….
A scammer called my grandma and said he had all her passwords…
She got a pen and paper and said, 'thankgod for that, what are they' Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the password scammer joke: Joke Poo: The Dog…
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
Curious, he walks in and asks the owner, “So, what can your dog do?” The owner points to the dog and says, “Go ahead, tell him.” The dog looks up and says,…
Walking my dog through the cemetery. I spotted a man crouching by a gravestone.
"Morning!" I shouted. " "No, just having a shit" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Constipated Chef”: Joke Poo: Constipated Chef Walking through the kitchen,…
Brainwashed
When people tell me that in Mother Russia we all are brainwashed I laugh! I don't think it's funny and I don't want to laugh, but I can't help myself. Okay, here’s…
My first job was as a mannequin in a clothing store window. I was very good at it.
I held that position for a long time. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My First Gig My first gig was as a professional…