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Category: Dog

I’m a corn, not a man!

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

There was once a man who had a strange and terrifying problem—every time he saw a chicken, he would scream and run for his life. Why? Because he believed he was a…

There once was a woman with 100 children.

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

There once was a woman with 100 children. She was too tired to give each of them individual, unique names, so she decided to just name them "One", "Two", "Three", and so…

Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

But it's OK, because it wasn't my birthday. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original joke: Title: Potty Trained? My dog didn’t make a single mess in…

A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town.

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

“It’s very state of the art and designed to make shopping a natural and relaxing experience. It has an automatic water mister to keep all the fruit fresh. Just before it switches…

At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Then he pulled his pants back up and told me to get undressed. Joke Poo: Title: At the Dog Groomer At my dog’s grooming appointment, the groomer exclaimed, “Wow, this is a…

Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because chaos is the natural state of the universe and who is he to interfere? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled: Joke Poo: Why did the dog refuse to…

“I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Excuse me sir, but I just handed it to you." "I know, but I forgot my glasses" Joke Poo: The Architect’s Specs “I’d like to see your building plans,” I told the…

Jesus and the old man…

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Jesus was wandering the desert, when he met an old man."What brings you to the desert?" asked Jesus. "I'm looking for my son. I lost him many years ago.""How did you lose…

I recently found out they don’t have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

It turns out it's just a painting of her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the Mona Lisa joke: Title: Joke Poo I just learned the hard way…

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

But I refused, If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord Joke Poo: My dog tried to make me pick up his poop with a tiny,…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet

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