There was once a man who had a strange and terrifying problem—every time he saw a chicken, he would scream and run for his life. Why? Because he believed he was a…
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There once was a woman with 100 children.
There once was a woman with 100 children. She was too tired to give each of them individual, unique names, so she decided to just name them "One", "Two", "Three", and so…
Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
But it's OK, because it wasn't my birthday. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original joke: Title: Potty Trained? My dog didn’t make a single mess in…
A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town.
“It’s very state of the art and designed to make shopping a natural and relaxing experience. It has an automatic water mister to keep all the fruit fresh. Just before it switches…
At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
Then he pulled his pants back up and told me to get undressed. Joke Poo: Title: At the Dog Groomer At my dog’s grooming appointment, the groomer exclaimed, “Wow, this is a…
Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
Because chaos is the natural state of the universe and who is he to interfere? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled: Joke Poo: Why did the dog refuse to…
“I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter
"Excuse me sir, but I just handed it to you." "I know, but I forgot my glasses" Joke Poo: The Architect’s Specs “I’d like to see your building plans,” I told the…
Jesus and the old man…
Jesus was wandering the desert, when he met an old man."What brings you to the desert?" asked Jesus. "I'm looking for my son. I lost him many years ago.""How did you lose…
I recently found out they don’t have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre
It turns out it's just a painting of her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the Mona Lisa joke: Title: Joke Poo I just learned the hard way…
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
But I refused, If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord Joke Poo: My dog tried to make me pick up his poop with a tiny,…