"How can I help you?" The lawyer asks. "If a dog caused damage to my property, can I charge the owner to repair the damage?" "Of course," "Good. You owe me $40,"…
Category: Dog
Friend: “I’m poly.”
Me pulling out a cracker: "You won't believe what I've got for you." Joke Poo: Friend: "I just started composting." Me, excitedly pointing to my dog: "Oh my god, you are not…