It's the thot that counts. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original while trying to maintain a similar structure and unexpected twist: Title: Joke Poo What do you call…
Category: Dog
A Geordie was so devoted to his pet dog that when it died
he wanted it commemorated in the form of a gold statue. So he went to a local jeweller’s shop and asked: “Can ya make me a gold statue of ma dog?” “Certainly,…
My wife says I never listen
… or something like that. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “My wife says I never listen…” joke: Joke Poo: My Dog’s Therapist My dog’s therapist says…
I’ve decided to write a book about all of the things I should’ve done in my life.
It’s my oughtabiography Joke Poo: I’m compiling a comprehensive list of all the times my dog almost buried his bone in the garden… It’s my near-bone disposal! Alright, let’s dissect this pun-tastic…
A 7-year-old & 4-year-old are in their bedroom.
“You know what,” says the 7-year-old, “I think it’s time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’ll swear first, then you.” “OK,” says the 4-year-old. Mum asks the 7-year-old…
Joe goes to a fortune teller and she tells him he’ll have unspeakable grief in 12 years.
He was feeling pretty down when he left, so he got a puppy to cheer himself up. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt, titled “Compost Catastrophe”:…
When my 4-year-old son is afraid of a bug, I always tell him that the bug is probably more scared of him than he is of the bug.
He always asks me why, and I say: -Because to the little bug, you're a giant monster. Today, on our way to school, I was disgusted by a poo on the pavement….
My cousin always says he has a photographic memory
That's because it needs developing Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: My cousin always says he has a photographic memory. That’s because it needs developing….
What is the fear of seeing all species of donkeys at once called?
Thalassophobia Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: The Unflushed What do you call the obsessive need to document every instance of your dog defecating?…
A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends….