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So Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

and doesn't Joke Poo: Pavlov’s Dog Walks Into a Bookstore Pavlov’s dog walks into a bookstore… and drools incessantly at the ding of the security alarm. Okay, let’s break down this Schrödinger’s…

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm,…

Life is like a wiener

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sometimes it's up, sometimes its down. But it's never gonna be hard forever. You still got a take it every day, day-by-day. So grip it tight when it starts to sway, Even…

The hardest things to say in life…

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

I'm sorry I was wrong Worcestershire sauce Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: Unfortunate Bathroom Graffiti The most regrettable things to see written on a…

This ad actually ran in the Atlanta Journal

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

SINGLES AD This ad actually ran in the Atlanta Journal: "SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship. Ethnicity is not important. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I enjoy long…

Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop….

[NSFW]People who write “burro” when they mean “burrow”

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Clearly don't know their ass from a hole in the ground Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: People who use “rouge” when they mean…

Yo mama so clumsy

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

She tripped over a wireless network Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your original “Yo mama so clumsy” joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: My dog is so technologically inept, He…

A man doesn’t know the meaning of true happiness until he gets married.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

And then it's too late. Joke Poo: A dog doesn’t know the meaning of true contentment until he finds the perfect fire hydrant. And then it’s marked by every other dog on…

Omar Epps moved nextdoor to Chris Hemsworth.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Initially they didn't talk much, but after a little time they started having family get-togethers. They became good friends for a while, even going so far as to have little decoration challenges…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria

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