and doesn't Joke Poo: Pavlov’s Dog Walks Into a Bookstore Pavlov’s dog walks into a bookstore… and drools incessantly at the ding of the security alarm. Okay, let’s break down this Schrödinger’s…
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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm,…
Life is like a wiener
Sometimes it's up, sometimes its down. But it's never gonna be hard forever. You still got a take it every day, day-by-day. So grip it tight when it starts to sway, Even…
The hardest things to say in life…
I'm sorry I was wrong Worcestershire sauce Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: Unfortunate Bathroom Graffiti The most regrettable things to see written on a…
This ad actually ran in the Atlanta Journal
SINGLES AD This ad actually ran in the Atlanta Journal: "SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship. Ethnicity is not important. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I enjoy long…
Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop….
[NSFW]People who write “burro” when they mean “burrow”
Clearly don't know their ass from a hole in the ground Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: People who use “rouge” when they mean…
Yo mama so clumsy
She tripped over a wireless network Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your original “Yo mama so clumsy” joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: My dog is so technologically inept, He…
A man doesn’t know the meaning of true happiness until he gets married.
And then it's too late. Joke Poo: A dog doesn’t know the meaning of true contentment until he finds the perfect fire hydrant. And then it’s marked by every other dog on…
Omar Epps moved nextdoor to Chris Hemsworth.
Initially they didn't talk much, but after a little time they started having family get-togethers. They became good friends for a while, even going so far as to have little decoration challenges…