In Depends Day Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the “July 4th/Depends Day” joke: Joke Poo: What is Thanksgiving to a family who forgot to thaw the turkey? In-digestion Day. Alright,…
Category: Dog
My son was just born, and another dad at the nursery, congratulated me, and said his daughter was born yesterday said maybe they’ll marry each other someday.
Sure, only if my son is into marrying someone twice his age…yeah right! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled… well, titled “Joke Poo.” Joke Poo My dog just…
Father John and Blossom
I've had this one for a couple decades now. I think it still works. A newly ordained priest was assigned to a quaint little town and he arrived on a nice sunny…
Married couple
discussing erectile disfunction with a surgeon. "Well medication is not helping so we would have to operate. You have 3 options" "We can do reconstruction of your pubococcygeus muscle. Level 1 surgery…
My dad used to save rolls of quarters. One time I asked him why.
He said the only constant in life is change. Joke Poo: Title: My Dog’s Stash My dog used to bury bone-shaped dog biscuits all over the yard. One day, I asked him…
Autopsy Club
Super excited about the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is Open Mike night! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on the autopsy club joke: Joke Poo: Dog Grooming Circle Super…
I often tell my wife she looks like Charlize Theron in her Oscar winning performance.
Thank god she still hasn’t look that one up. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: I often tell my dog he reminds me of Lassie…
Tonto
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight…
I told my wife that if sex was an Olympic sport I’d win a Gold medal..
In the singles division.. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title: Joke Poo I told my dog that if begging for food…
I set my cruise control exactly how my grandpa likes it.
Pegged at 80. Okay, I understand the goal. Here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original cruise control joke: Joke Poo: Toilet Training Technology I programmed my smart toilet…