My car was Totalled. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the original, playing with the same setup-punchline structure and a pun: Title: Joke Poo I was walking behind a dog groomer’s van…
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My girlfriend used to punch me in the face when she had an orgasm.
I didn't mind much until I found out she was faking them. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Doggy Disappointment": Joke Poo: Doggy Disappointment My…
A guy was convicted of using too many commas
The judge gave him a long sentence Joke Poo: Title: The Dog Walker’s Dilemma A dog walker was fined heavily for leaving too much dog poo on the sidewalk. The judge gave…
My wife said that for our next love making session, she’d like to re-enact a movie she recently watched.
28 Years Later Okay, I’ll give it a shot. Original Joke: My wife said that for our next love making session, she’d like to re-enact a movie she recently watched. 28 Years…
i got arrested today for walking out of a museum with a painting
i was so confused because earlier i asked security if i could take a picture and he said yes Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Dog Park Dilemma":…
I was in the waiting room for my psychiatrist, chatting with the woman next to me. She goes, “Ugh, this heat is killing me! And it’s my first week as a dog walker.”
I leaned back like…how the hell does this crazy bitch know my name is Walker?? Joke Poo: Title: Mistaken Identity Crisis I was at the DMV, waiting for my number to be…
Sometimes I like to masterbate to fictional characters I think should get together…
I call it shipping and handling. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Competitive Gardening Sometimes I like to aggressively fertilize my…
I dropped a couple shirts off at my local laundromat, the clerk said “come again!”
I said "no, this time it's toothpaste." Joke Poo: At the Pet Store I dropped off my dog at the local dog groomer, and the clerk said, "He looks a little rough…
I saw a dog driving a car
I was going to call the police, but then I saw him signal before turning. I didn't even know that was possible in a BMW Joke Poo: I saw a squirrel operating…
All the women i ever hooked up with told me i belonged in the Guinness book of world records
For causing the most amount of disappointment in the least amount of time Okay, here’s a new joke based on your template, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo All the dogs I’ve ever…