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I was driving behind a cereal truck when it lost its cargo

Posted on July 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

My car was Totalled. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the original, playing with the same setup-punchline structure and a pun: Title: Joke Poo I was walking behind a dog groomer’s van…

My girlfriend used to punch me in the face when she had an orgasm.

Posted on July 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

I didn't mind much until I found out she was faking them. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Doggy Disappointment": Joke Poo: Doggy Disappointment My…

A guy was convicted of using too many commas

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

The judge gave him a long sentence Joke Poo: Title: The Dog Walker’s Dilemma A dog walker was fined heavily for leaving too much dog poo on the sidewalk. The judge gave…

My wife said that for our next love making session, she’d like to re-enact a movie she recently watched.

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

28 Years Later Okay, I’ll give it a shot. Original Joke: My wife said that for our next love making session, she’d like to re-enact a movie she recently watched. 28 Years…

i got arrested today for walking out of a museum with a painting

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

i was so confused because earlier i asked security if i could take a picture and he said yes Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Dog Park Dilemma":…

I was in the waiting room for my psychiatrist, chatting with the woman next to me. She goes, “Ugh, this heat is killing me! And it’s my first week as a dog walker.”

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

I leaned back like…how the hell does this crazy bitch know my name is Walker?? Joke Poo: Title: Mistaken Identity Crisis I was at the DMV, waiting for my number to be…

Sometimes I like to masterbate to fictional characters I think should get together…

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

I call it shipping and handling. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Competitive Gardening Sometimes I like to aggressively fertilize my…

I dropped a couple shirts off at my local laundromat, the clerk said “come again!”

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said "no, this time it's toothpaste." Joke Poo: At the Pet Store I dropped off my dog at the local dog groomer, and the clerk said, "He looks a little rough…

I saw a dog driving a car

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

I was going to call the police, but then I saw him signal before turning. I didn't even know that was possible in a BMW Joke Poo: I saw a squirrel operating…

All the women i ever hooked up with told me i belonged in the Guinness book of world records

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

For causing the most amount of disappointment in the least amount of time Okay, here’s a new joke based on your template, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo All the dogs I’ve ever…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice

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